'Burning Man' Torched -- Arson Suspected

Funny story: 'Burning Man' Torched -- Arson Suspected

Black Rock Desert, Nevada (Reuterus) - More than 40,000 Burning Man festival attendees awoke this morning to the charred remains of their patron saint, the Burning Man (a twelve-meter high wooden effigy), who erupted in flames days ahead of the sched...

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Gripper Stebson's Top Five Karaoke songs

Gripper Stebson, the unpopular bully from TV's Grange Hill gives his five favourite songs for Karaoke:...

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Chevy Chase voted most likely to make sequels

Funny story: Chevy Chase voted most likely to make sequels

In his year book, popular comic Chevy Chase was voted the 'one most likely to make sequels to mediocre films'...

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Kate Middleton denied US visa after consulate sniffer dogs' alarm

Funny story: Kate Middleton denied US visa after consulate sniffer dogs' alarm

US Embassy, London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton has been turned down for a US visitor's visa after a routine interview at the embassy's consular section alarmed sniffer dogs used to determine which applicants are regular drug users.

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Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Funny story: Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict are expecting their first child together.

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Josh Brolin commandeers submarine and fires nuke while drunk on Barbara Streisands urine

Funny story: Josh Brolin commandeers submarine and fires nuke while drunk on Barbara Streisands urine

"Hollow Man" actor and son of James "Hotel"Brolin, Josh Brolin commandeered a US nuclear submarine during a nighttime drinking binge on stepmother Barbara Steisands vintag...

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Roy Keane's Dad Never Poked a Porker

Funny story: Roy Keane's Dad Never Poked a Porker

LONDON VIEW: The bare-knuckle fight over defender Gabriel Heinze is the latest in a long war between mega-rich Manchester and loser-Liverpool.

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Republicans Abroad threaten to torch Bush porno portrait gallery

Funny story: Republicans Abroad threaten to torch Bush porno portrait gallery

Soho, London - (Ass Mess): Outraged members of Republicans Abroad International have threatened to torch the Soho gallery exhibiting a huge new portrait of George W Bush composed entirely of a collage of porn magazine pictures.

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Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

Funny story: Man Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits

MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA (AP Newsliar) -- A freelance photographer frequently employed by AP Newsliar captured her assailant on film today as the man tried to fondle her fun-bags.

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Hillary donor wanted for grand theft

Funny story: Hillary donor wanted for grand theft

California - (Ass mess): A Democratic Party fun raiser and major Hillary Clinton campaign donor is a fugitive from justice.

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SUV-owning Americans tell Edwards "get stuffed"

Funny story: SUV-owning Americans tell Edwards "get stuffed"

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): American voters told Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards that they'll give up their SUVs the day he gives up his gargantuan White House ego-drive.

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Diana's early money-laundering years by William

Funny story: Diana's early money-laundering years by William

London - (Ass Mess): The heir apparent to the Pretender to the Throne has written a book about Diana, Princess of Wales's early money-laundering days when she was a gauche, naive and eager drug-mule, smuggling crack cocaine proceeds on behalf of...

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Huge cloud formation spelling the word "FUCK" seen over London

Funny story: Huge cloud formation spelling the word "FUCK" seen over London

A cloud formation that could be seen over most of London, England, which clearly spelt the word FUCK, has lead to a frenzy of speculation and interpretation.

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Dentist asks - have you seen my teeth?

Funny story: Dentist asks - have you seen my teeth?

Ms Alicia Keysinthedoor (no relation) a Shropshire dentist, known for her carelessness has now lost a priceless set of teeth, that she extracted.

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Mrs Goggin's day Off

Funny story: Mrs Goggin's day Off

Following calls for a sequel, Ferris Bueller's day off is to be remade as Mrs Goggin's day off.

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Film Maker's controversy

Funny story: Film Maker's controversy

A ground-breaking film director has once again courted controversy by asking the simple question: Would this money be better spent on a hospital, or in education, or somewhere with lasting value?...

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Horoscopes all made up

Funny story: Horoscopes all made up

A controversial study has shown that astrology, and Horoscopes in particular are all made by power crazed elves wanting to change the world.

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Krusty the Clown and Paul Daniels for TV Show

Funny story: Krusty the Clown and Paul Daniels for TV Show

Beloved cartoon character Paul Daniels is to link up with bedevilled Magician Krusty the Clown in a brand new TV programme.

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Jellyfish fossils found

Funny story: Jellyfish fossils found

Scientists in Arizona have found rare fossilised remains of a Jellyfish, the first time any such remains have been found in the fossil record.

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Dickens to pen new book from beyond the grave

Funny story: Dickens to pen new book from beyond the grave

Charles Dickens, prolific writer of brick sized books is to come out of retirement one last time, even though the author has been dead for more than 150 years.

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Basil Brush rushed to hospital for anal surgery

Funny story: Basil Brush rushed to hospital for anal surgery

Well-respected puppet stand-up comedian Basil Brush has been admitted to a private clinic for surgery to his anus. The entertainer's agent said that the anthropomorphic fox raconteur, whose catch phrase &...

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Kermit the Frog to join the Dark Side

Funny story: Kermit the Frog to join the Dark Side

News from the death star is that beloved Muppet Kermit the Frog has joined the dark side. The hero to many who grew up in the late 1970's and early 1980's is now serving alongside Darth Vader, and Mr Burns from The Simpsons.

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Public tells Amy Whinehouse "No, no, no!"

Funny story: Public tells Amy Whinehouse "No, no, no!"

Opinion polls over the last 48 hours show that most members of the public are sick and tired of hearing about singer and part-time crack-whore Amy Whinehouse.

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Mum's the Word on Education Plans

The Scottish Nationalist Party are carrying out the the promise that they made in their manifesto with regard to raising the school leaving age.

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Catnapping

Funny story: Catnapping

Research carried out at Glasgow University suggests that cats are getting arthritis at an earlier age. The reasons given are a bad diet and not enough exercise.

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Senator Larry Craig is Gay... Not!

Funny story: Senator Larry Craig is Gay... Not!

Boise, Idaho (Lavender Magazine) - Senior Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig has "in"-ned himself once again, stating for the record that he is not a gay man. His most recent troubles erupted after a 'misunderstanding' over lewd...

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Senator Craig Says "What's Wrong With a Quickie? All Republicans Do it"

Funny story: Senator Craig Says "What's Wrong With a Quickie? All Republicans Do it"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Defiant Republican Senator Larry Craig denied any wrongdoing on Tuesday, asking, "What's wrong with a quickie now and then? All Republicans do it…even in Congress and the White House. George and Dick and Karl would...

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Washington, D.C., Declared a Ghost Town

Funny story: Washington, D.C., Declared a Ghost Town

Following the example set by Karl Rove, Tony Snow, Alberto Gonzales, and numerous others, residents are leaving the city in droves.

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Bush Adds New Outhouse to the Rose Garden

Funny story: Bush Adds New Outhouse to the Rose Garden

Washingtoon D.C. - President Bush, seeking solace for his midnight bowel movements has built a new Presidential one holer out back in the Rose Garden.

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Planetarium Features Real Planets and Stars

Funny story: Planetarium Features Real Planets and Stars

Pahokee, Florida (IP) - Pahokee, Florida recently made headlines when a boy from that town won the 200 inch wide Mount Palomar telescope. The telescope was bought on eBay for $14.95. Unfortunately the lad has grown tired of the great scope and the t...

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