The Spoof Writer Reveals Truth

Funny story: The Spoof Writer Reveals Truth

A major writer for The Spoof, Derek Lambeth, revealed today that some stories were true. During a three hour long interview he told us, "When we can't think of anything funny sometimes the editor tells us to tell the truth....we use false na...

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All GM Cars Made In China Recalled

Funny story: All GM Cars Made In China Recalled

(Detroit) - Giant auto maker, General Motors, today recalled every GM car and truck made in China between 1999-2007.

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Tomb Of The Unknown Warrior?

Funny story: Tomb Of The Unknown Warrior?

LONDON (Defecated News) - In Westminster on November 11th 1920 a soldier was buried. His tomb has been known as The Tomb Of The Unknown Warrior since, with similar tombs set up around the world as a symbolic gesture...

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New Award Created In Honour Of PM

Funny story: New Award Created In Honour Of PM

WESTMININISTER (Defecated News) - A new award has been created in the name of the Prime Minister in recognition of his outstanding physique. The Brownie is like an Oscar, but depicts Gordon Brown naked and holding a dildo...

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Chelsea - Nearly There!

Funny story: Chelsea - Nearly There!

Chelsea, will be crowned Premier League Champions, if they can manage a win at Anfield on Sunday, against a Liverpool side as weak as ever. Chelsea Fans are Hoping for another 4-1 brace...

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Kate Middleton "a right royal liability"

Funny story: Kate Middleton "a right royal liability"

London - (Ass Mess): Buckingham Palace's Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon has condemned tabloid press reports that Kate Middleton is back in the bosom of the royal family and told Court Correspondents Association reporters that the "bloody...

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U.S. Eliminates Poverty By Deporting The Poor

Funny story: U.S. Eliminates Poverty By Deporting The Poor

(Washington) - In a major political move to eliminate poverty in America, the Democratically controlled U.S. Congress today passed a law to deport all people in the U.S. earning less than $30,000 a year.

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Feds investigate Sen Ted Stevens and $170 million VECO contracts

Funny story: Feds investigate Sen Ted Stevens and $170 million VECO contracts

Anchorage, Alaska - (Graft Press): Buoyed by recent successes of plea bargains struck by indicted Corrupt Bastards Club grandee and former VECO CEO Bill Allen and his former deputy Richard L Smith, the FBI has confirmed it is probing $170 million wor...

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Volcano's pavlovian reaction to Corrupt Bastards Club furor

Funny story: Volcano's pavlovian reaction to Corrupt Bastards Club furor

Anchorage, Alaska - (Armageddon Press): One of Alaska's most active volcanos appears to be having what scientists have described as an 'anthropomorphic pavlovian reaction' to the furor surrounding the Corrupt Bastards Club and is beginin...

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Hotel's 'Stephen King ejection moment' as Nobel laureate is mistaken for bag lady

Funny story: Hotel's 'Stephen King ejection moment' as Nobel laureate is mistaken for bag lady

Cancun, Mexico - (Ass Mess): Sure, it can happen any time. A well-known former UK politician, Jeffrey Archer, is busted by store detectives for suspected shop-lifting, novellist Stephen King is arrested for vandalism in an Australian bookstore for i...

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Putin running scared

Funny story: Putin running scared

Bloodyvostock, Russia - (Rioters): Russia's National Air Force Museums have been ordered to re-activate their prized historic exhibits, remove their mothballs and spruce up the propellers as President Vladimir Sputum today ordered the immediate...

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Lawsuit against Imus by Rutgers basketball team member a slam-dunk; or he must prove his (no one else's) comments true

Funny story: Lawsuit against Imus by Rutgers basketball team member a slam-dunk; or he must prove his (no one else's) comments true

New York, New York - No longer able to wrap himself up in the American flag or have his supporters muddy the waters with issues of free of speech or screaming a double standard to defend his racist and sexist comments against black members of Rutgers...

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Apartheid police chief laced activitst's pants with arsenic

Funny story: Apartheid police chief laced activitst's pants with arsenic

Pretoria, South Africa - (Arse Mess): A former South African police minister and his ex-police chief pleaded guilty today to an innovative attempt to murder black anti-apartheid activist Frank Chikane by lacing his pants with arsenic.

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Back to haunt us thirty years on?

Funny story: Back to haunt us thirty years on?

With so many old pop acts coming back together to drag that last bit of money out of people with some imagined nostalgia, for something we hated then, but still believe that we really liked; it is not surprising that one of pop musics most famous peo...

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John Prescott's new career unveiled

Funny story: John Prescott's new career unveiled

The former fat-man, Deputy Prime-Minister, and protester basher, John Prescott, has announced today that he will be starting his own public relations company.

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Brangelina have a lover's spat; meanwhile, a bridge collapses in China and an earthquake hits Peru, killing hundreds

Funny story: Brangelina have a lover's spat; meanwhile, a bridge collapses in China and an earthquake hits Peru, killing hundreds

Hollywood, California - A battle royal took place between the two most lucky, talented and beautiful people on earth since Adam and Eve when Brangelina briefly showed signs of actual individuality this week. The argument, political in nature, unfortu...

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Beckham Hailed As Messiah In LA

Funny story: Beckham Hailed As Messiah In LA

David Beckham scored his first LA Galaxy goal on Wednesday against DC United, and was immediately hailed not only as the club's Saviour but, indeed, the new 'Messiah&...

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Lottery Winner Warned About Giving Up Work

Funny story: Lottery Winner Warned About Giving Up Work

Angela Kelly, the £35million EuroMillions lottery winner, has said that, although she understands the dangers of overspending, she will be giving up work immediately.

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Global Warming Protestors 'As Thick As Pig-Shit'

Funny story: Global Warming Protestors 'As Thick As Pig-Shit'

BRIGHTON (Defecated News) - a large group of climate change protestors embarrassed themselves beyond measure today. So much so, that some of their own people had to ask them to leave.

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Free Prescriptions Available to the Wealthy

Funny story: Free Prescriptions Available to the Wealthy

Washington (IP) - The White House this morning announced that a new program has been initiated that will provide free prescriptions to all members of Congress, the Supreme Court, and to members of the public whose net worth is at least $10 million in...

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A-List Star Loses Manhood In Freak Accident

Funny story: A-List Star Loses Manhood In Freak Accident

LONDON (Defecated News) - An British A-List celebrity is reported to have had his penis cut off in a freak accident last night. We are not able to give his name, but the details of the accident are clear.

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Robot Wins Break-Dancing Championship

Funny story: Robot Wins Break-Dancing Championship

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - In Manhattan last night, a twelve-inch children's robot toy was crowned Break-dancer Off The Year 2007 after a very tight final heat.

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Dr Who Done Up Like A Right Kipper - Sensation

Funny story: Dr Who Done Up Like A Right Kipper - Sensation

BBC executives are said to be furious at a breach of security that has scuppered the corporation's plans for the Dr Who Christmas special.

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Michael Jackson To Sell Elvis Body Parts

Funny story: Michael Jackson To Sell Elvis Body Parts

MEMPHIS, TENNER-SEA (Defecated News) - In a website press release last night, pop king Michael Jackson announced that he will be selling of parts of the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley.

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Illegal Immigration Spreads Southward to Mexico

Funny story: Illegal Immigration Spreads Southward to Mexico

Southeastern Mexico (Scientific UnAmerican) - The influx of undocumented Mexicans to the US is actually vacuum-dragging other illegal immigrants into Mexico.

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Catholic Priest's Allah Comments Enrage The Lord

Funny story: Catholic Priest's Allah Comments Enrage The Lord

LONDON (Defecated News) - A Dutch priest, Martinus Petrus Maria Muskens, Catholic bishop and bloke with a stupid name yesterday caused the Lord, God to get well pissed off.

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The Spoof! on Track to Break 1400 for Month of August

Funny story: The Spoof! on Track to Break 1400 for Month of August

Planet Earth (Zzzz News Agency) - A bullish trend for the month of August has insiders whispering that this could be the most prolific month yet for TheSpoof.com.

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States to issue new HandiCrap parking stickers

Funny story: States to issue new HandiCrap parking stickers

Washington - (Faux News) Senators approved a new entitlement program to be funded and operated by state governments. The new plan allows for the provision of special handicrap parking emblems to be issued to people suffering from loose bowls, enlarge...

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"The Parton Pardon" to reduce Security chaos at American Airports.

Funny story: "The Parton Pardon" to reduce Security chaos at American Airports.

In news that will bring a sigh of relief to millions of passengers throughout the Civilised World, United Airlines today announced measures that will greatly reduce waiting times at airports throughout the United States and Europe.

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Kenyan government to open new school of journalism for mimes, amid silent protests over proposed restrictive media law

Funny story: Kenyan government to open new school of journalism for mimes, amid silent protests over proposed restrictive media law

Nairobi, Kenya - A silent protest by Kenyan journalists wearing gags over their mouths, marching quietly though the streets of the capital took place today demanding that the National Assembly reverse its law granting courts the power to compel journ...

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Sexploitation? You decide.

Funny story: Sexploitation? You decide.

In a case that could change the face of advertising throughout Europe, Carlsberg International has today defended it's position on the alleged use of provocative images to sell it's lager.

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Princes Plan 'Chip off the Old Block' Memorial

In a tell-all-that-suits interview with Hell No! manglezine, Princes William and Harry have agreed their planned memorial service will be 'just what Mummy would have done.'...

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Dowager Countess Rain: I'll Remember Diana with a Smile

Funny story: Dowager Countess Rain: I'll Remember Diana with a Smile

Dowager Countess and multiple spouse Rain (present surname goes here) is gleeful ahead of society celebrations marking the death of Princess Diana.

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