Britney Spears Sucks Face, Topless in Pool With College, Boy Toy

Written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

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According to one of Britney Spears latest flings, Britney was fun to squeeze and fondle, she's firm and supple and she's a champion kisser. Pretty tight and impressive for a mother of two.

Her assistant, Shannon Funk, was informed Britney was in the market for a boy to play with, being the dutiful attentive assistant she set out to find Britney some man meeting.

Britney had the pool area of the Standard Hotel opened at 2 am for her and some preferred male, "members", of her video shoot. Shannon found Matt Encinias and informed him Britney was looking for a boy to kiss, cocktails ensued, then Matt found out exactly where she wanted to kiss her boy.

Matt said, "Britney was the first one in the pool and out of her clothes. After Shannon gave me the green light, I swam over to Britney, her beautiful breasts were bobbing in the water adorned with fake tattoos from the shoot earlier, her breasts were full and her nipples were like erasers aching for attention so I kissed her softly at first, she's a great kisser by the way, then we made out like teenagers in heat after the prom".

According to witnesses Britney wanted to play truth or dare having Matt run around the pool naked laughing hysterically, later the two retired to Britney's suite for some private fun and games. Matt did mention she has a great ass, not big and funky like people say.

While this seems to be a tempest in a tea pot, I'm writing about it, you're reading the salacious details and CNN had 4 experts on for 8 minutes solid analyzing the situation.

Score? Britney, lots of much needed attention, modern culture and society, zip.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
08.14.07

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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