Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Thursday, 23 August 2007

image for Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson
Monica, once Bill's right hand, will perform services for Hillary

Hillary Clinton named Monica Lewinsky her new campaign chriaperson in her bid for the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States. Lewinsky, a former White House Intern and famous for her affair with President Bill Clinton, is considered a real Washington insider with her hand "on the pulse of politics and the candidates."

Hillary, in a statement to the press, said that "Monica and I have been through a lot of the same hardship and grief. When the smoke from Bill's impeachment hearings cleared, we sat down, smoked a few cigars together, and found out that we have many things in common. I really want this woman to steer my campaign. She's really good at handling things and had been a Washington mouthpiece before."

When asked if this move to put Lewinsky in charge of her campaign is permanent, the Senator replied that "it depends on what the definition of is is."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more