Feds probe Abramoff links to gay Cuban rent boys and death of Florida GOP consultant

Written by queen mudder

Friday, 24 August 2007

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At the Orange County crime scene today

Orlando, Florida = (Ass Mess): FBI sources are investigating a gay Cuban rent boy club - the Havana-based Bochinche originally located in Costa Rica - regarding the death of Republican campaign aide Ralph Gonzales, a bosom pal of GOP Florida Representative Tom Feeney and suspected accomplice of convicted DC lobbyist Jack Abramoff.

Gonzales, 38 - allegendly no relation to Attorney General Alberto "VO5" Gonzales - was found dead from gunshot wounds in his Orange County home yesterday along with two other males, roommate David Abrami, 36, and a 30 year old mutual 'chum' Robert Drake.

The 38 year old attorney had managed Representative Tom Feeney's 2002 campaign and acted as political advisor when Feeney was the subject of a major Justice Department investigation into financial corruption ties with convicted DC lobbyist Jack Abramoff.

Feeney was investigated over a controversial freebie golf trip to Scotland in 2003 arranged by the DC lobbyist which, it was claimed, was financed by a foundation that Senate investigators described as a "slush fund" operated for elite personal clients by Abramoff.

UK investigative journalists have steadfastly noted that Feeney's Scottish golfing trip was a ruse ordered by Florida Governor Jebb Bush to sound out bent British security/intelligence top spooks holidaying at the Queen's Scottish hideaway Balmoral Castle on the likelihood of a successful hit on former Iraqi WMDs inspector Dr David Klly whose 'suicided' body was mysteriously discovered the following summer in woodland close to his Oxfordshire home.

Today's Orange country probe has examined Gonzalez's career as executive director of the Georgia Republican Party between 2001-2002 and founder of an Orlando-based political consultancy called the Strategum Group.

Investigators are also raking over the past of Abrami, an attorney and former president of the Central Florida Young Republicans.

"But this could just be a tragic three-way lovers' tiff," FBI sources admitted today after examining evidence of an 'eternal triangle' situation between the men.

Jack Abramoff is serving 70 months in the slammer for corruption.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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