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Thursday, 9 August 2007

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A September unveiling in Times Square is on the cards for the new Aishwarya wax statue

Times Square, New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A new waxwork statue of Bollywood screen star and living goddess Aishwarya Rai is to be unveiled in Madame Tussaud's Times Square, New York next month and will show the green-eyed beauty four months pregnant with twin girls.

According to reliable sources the new statue will see Aishwarya dressed in traditional festive red and gold silk robes as well as a platinum and diamond-encrusted mangalsutra.

The unveiling is poised to co-incide with an official announcement of the pregnancy and the impending birth scheduled for Valentine's Day 2008.

Aishwarya is likely to finish her immediate work committments including the dubbing of Jodhaa Akbar.

But after that all other fiml work is likely to be put on hold as the actress begins to take it easy and prepare her home for the arrival of the two daughters she and husband Abhishek Bachchan have been keeping a secret.

Meanwhile the London branch of Tussaud's is expected to recast her wax statue there after the February 2008 birth and may include the twin daughters in the new incarnation of the Aishwarya statue exhibit.

A porvisional timetable of July 1st 2008 has been pencilled in.

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