Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

Funny story written by Doppelbock

Thursday, 30 August 2007

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Ron Paul, favorite candidate of, um at least a couple people.

AUSTIN, TX (AP Newsliar) -- A Ron Paul supporter collapsed from exhaustion after spending 36 hours straight on the Internet, posting pro-Paul comments on various blogs, repeatedly viewing videos to pad the stats of the Ron Paul YouTube channel, and stuffing the virtual ballot boxes of numerous online presidential polls.

29 year old Jeremy Ditmunder of Austin, Texas is listed in stable condition, suffering from extreme exhaustion, dehydration, and carpal tunnel syndrome. He is expected to make a complete recovery, but his absence from the Paul campaign is going to be felt.

The only two other known Ron Paul supporters, Wendy Staples and Barbara Milligan, could not be reached for comment, as they themselves were busy posting on the web to maintain the illusion of broad support for Paul.

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