Written by Andrew Lawrence

Friday, 3 August 2007

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A hot, beautiful, busty 20-year-old Swedish female pop singer was arrested today by mall police for flashing her boobs in the Glendale Galleria, located in Glendale, California, a suburb of Los Angeles.

Ivana Flashem was charged with a misdemeanor for allegedly exposing her breasts in front of a record store in the mall to promote her newly released CD, "Nips Don't Lie".

Bail was set at $1,000 and was immediately paid by a group of male senior citizens who happened to be at the mall and happily witnessed the crime.

copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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