Naked Britney Spears Says It Was Only Skinnydipping, Not Lesbian Sex

Sunday, 19 August 2007

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Would you swim in the same pool with her if there wasn't enough chlorine?

Britney Spears, accused of being a lesbian by OK! Magazine, says that she was only skinnydipping in a pool with a former female assistant. "Yeah," said the Pop tart. "we was both naked in the water. She only had her arms around me cuz we was in the deep end and she couldn't swim."

"Ain't you never gone skinnydippin' with yer buds? You just peel off and drop trou and hit the water and cool off. We had us a few drinks and the pool looked good and it was hot outside."

"Me and her didn't do nothin' sexual in that pool, unless you find somethin' preverted in a game of Marco Polo or doin' cannonballs! We waited until after we wuz dried off and inside afore we went after each other!"

Based on Britney's own comments, Ok! Magazine stands by their original story.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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