Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

Written by monkeyman

Thursday, 16 August 2007

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The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are are told that the publication will be strategically timed to boost Hillary's ratings. All we can tell you is that your in for a big surprise!

An insider told us that top MILF, Mrs Clinton, would do anything to become president in 2008 and being married to a World famous sex maniac, former US president, William "Bonking Bill" Clinton, she knew how to turn men on to her way of thinking.

In polls she is already 10 points ahead of fellow Democrat Barack Obama and early reports show that this could clinch it for Hillary.

Obama was livid when he heard the news but sources close to him stated; "When the ladies and gay persuasions see what he has packed inside his boxer shorts we are sure there will be a swing in his direction".

More photos of candidates will be printed, if we can.

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