Jenna Bush wedding: in-laws demand pre-nup virginity test

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Tuesday, 21 August 2007

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Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Jenna Bush's prosepctive in-laws have demanded that she takes a virginity test as part of a pre-nup agreement ahead of her wedding to Henry Hagar.

The news was greeted with dismay by the Bush family who had hoped that their darling daughter's pregnancy secret would remain out of the frame in any negotiations between the two dynasties.

But the Hagars are having none of it and have also asked her for DNA samples to prove she is the President's daughter and not just some doppelganger impostor implanted into the mobster family for convenience sake.

Sources close to Ms Bush legal attorneys have hinted strongly this week that Jenna is demanding strict fidelity from her future husband to be as part of the pre-nup clauses.

These stipulate that she should get a million dollars for each year of marriage if ever forced to ever end the union because of any extra-marital shenanigans by her husband-to-be.

This sum is to double for each child produced by the marriage in what DC lawyers have called a standard arrangement for the Sex and the City generation.

Meanwhile at Predator Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas Bush Mere and Pere are bsuy finalising the wedding guest list ahead of the Labor Day ceremony in the White House Rose garden where a proud President Bush will give the blushing bride away in two weeks time.

"If this doesn't fix the Administration's ratings I guess we really a f**ed after all!" is all that White House shock-jock Tony Snow could manage to say about the whole business today.

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