The Australian Absolute Alliteration Alliance (AAAA) has alleged that an albino Anarchist caused the blaze at their Adelaide city apartment building.
The fire consumed the entire complex and forced the residents who were all members of the AAA to flee in terror.
Belfast born bass baritone, Barry Belknapp, barely escaped with his life."It scared the bejaysus out of me", said Barry, "it was total chaos".
"I saw a white haired fella with real pale skin go running up the driveway with what looked like a can of gasoline", continued Barry. "The little fucker must of been one of those bloody anarchist bastards".
The Australian Albino Anarchist Association (also AAAA, but spelt backwards) has refused to comment on the matter.
