There were 1,234 spoof news stories published in August 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances
The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are ar...
Read full storyGuy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina
Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "
Read full storyHarry Potter was originally porn fiction
J.K. Rowling has admitted that the Harry Potter books were originally meant to be porno books for adults.
Read full storyNew Ugly Dog Winner
After another yearly competition to disgrace their hairless, saggy tongued, discolored, wrinkled Chinese crested dogs, fans of uglyness are pleased to announce the new winner of the Ugly Dog Contest. Luci is a 15 year old Chinese crested/Tasmanian d...
Read full storyMiss Teen USA finalist, Lauren Caitlin Upton, offered a job at the White House as Bush's new political speechwriter
Washington, D.C. - Taken aback by the speech Miss Teen USA finalist, Lauren Caitlin Upton, gave at last Friday's competition, President Bush offered her a job as his official speechwriter.
Read full storyJenna Bush wedding: in-laws demand pre-nup virginity test
Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Jenna Bush's prosepctive in-laws have demanded that she takes a virginity test as part of a pre-nup agreement ahead of her wedding to Henry Hagar.
Read full storyGeorge Best shagged Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Osama Bin Laden's new daughter-in-law was once shagged by footballer George Best according to Foreign Orifice sources today.
Read full storyJ.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract
Actors Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson have sued writer J.K. Rowling for breach of contract. The three, stars of the five Harry Potter movies, claim that their acting careers will likely end in two or three years after the last book...
Read full storyArchaeologists Discover Scrolls With Jesus Full Name
Archaeologists digging near ancient Nazareth in Israel have uncovered scrolls that appear to be public records of the town. In them are Roman census data dating from about 20 A.D. that appear to include the names of the family of Jesus Christ.
Read full storyBig Brother Twins Sam And Amanda Aren't Really Twins
As the Big Brother show winds to its terrible conclusion tonight, Channel 4 bosses have revealed a revelation well worth revealing, say experts.
Read full storyKate Middleton porno video found in hotel in-house channel
London - (Rioters): The London Hilton has called in the police after customers jammed the hotel's in-house kiddies' video channel which instead of showing Teletubbies Go Wild On Holiday! featured fifteen porny minutes of footage of K...
Read full storyNew Aishwarya Rai wax statue shows her four months pregnant
Times Square, New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A new waxwork statue of Bollywood screen star and living goddess Aishwarya Rai is to be unveiled in Madame Tussaud's Times Square, New York next month and will show the green-eyed beauty four months...
Read full storyNews Is Much Worse Since TV Presenters Stand Up
Startling research shows that since major networks have been delivering the TV news with presenters standing up, things have become significantly worse.
Read full storyHuge cloud formation spelling the word "FUCK" seen over London
A cloud formation that could be seen over most of London, England, which clearly spelt the word FUCK, has lead to a frenzy of speculation and interpretation.
Read full storyBritney Spears Naked - A Cool Band Name
An enterprising female rock band has taken on a new name, and some controversy. Calling themselves Britney Spears Naked, the group hopes to capitalize on the huge internet search volume for that phrase to give them exposure to potent...
Read full storySigns of Safety in National Parks
"Safety First" is getting more complicated than ever. The number of law suits has sky-rocketed as the American public stumbled upon more unusual, unpredictable and generally brainless ways to cause themselves bodily injury. As a result national park...
Read full storyShock Jock's Wife to Appear in Playboy
Playboy Magazine announced today that an upcoming issue would include a multi-photo shoot featuring Dierdre Imus, wife of one-time radio host Don Imus. The photo shoot will take place at or around the Imus Ranch in New Mexico, a Playboy source repor...
Read full storyStudy Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies
BERKELEY, CA (AP Newsliar) -- A new study conducted by researchers at the University of California at Berkeley has revealed that researchers are sick and tired of conducting studies.
Read full storyHawking replaces Keller as preferred butt of tasteless jokes
It's the end of an era: the blind/deaf American author Helen Keller {1880-1968} is no longer the preferred butt of tasteless, sick, puerile jokes made at the expense of the severely handicapped.
Read full storyRussian Submarine Carrying 5 Tons of Coke Seized off Guatemala
Mexico City - (Ass Mess): The latest victim of Hurricane Dean appears to be a Russian Navy sub carrying five tons of cocaine which became beached off the Guatemalan coast after violent tidal activity forced it off course.
Read full storySEXFLASH! Big Brother Tracey Well'ard Hasn't Had SEX Since March 23rd
Tracey Well'ard, the cleaner with the pink mop, made a shocking revelation in the Big Brother house at the weekend, when she told another housemate that she last had sex on 23rd March.
Read full storyWinner Announced for America's Got Talent
The voting is over, all the ballots have been counted, and a winner has been selected for the 2007 season of America's got talent. Show judge, actor, and singer David Hasselhoff revealed the results at a publicity party in Los Angeles before the...
Read full storyBritney Spears Sucks Face, Topless in Pool With College, Boy Toy
According to one of Britney Spears latest flings, Britney was fun to squeeze and fondle, she's firm and supple and she's a champion kisser. Pretty tight and impressive for a mother of two.
Read full storyEmilia Earhart's Plane Found!
Manila, Philippines (IP) - Emilia Earhart's plane has finally been located after all of these years. It was parked just off the main runway at Manila International Airport near the nearest ladies' rest room.
Read full storyChristmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal
The Head of BBC Entertainment has said in a statement, that more ex-celebrities have been invited to star in the exciting new Christmas Doctor Who episode.
Read full storyAbhishek Bachchan furious at The Spoof! pregnancy story
New Delhi, India - (ReUterus): Aishwarya Rai's husband Abhishek Bachchan has denied his wife is pregnant and poured scorn on reports in The Spoof! that she will give birth to twin girls on St Valentine's Day 2008.
Read full storyDisney sues The Simpsons Movie
With an impressive $74M opening weekend, the long-awaited Simpsons movie is being hailed as the best animated feature film in history. But lawyers for Walt Disney Productions have filed a defamation lawsuit against 20th Century Fox.
Read full storyMonster web spun around Predator Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas
Crawford, tezarse - (Ass Mes): A monster web of deceit has been discovered surrounding the Predator Chapel Ranch home of George W Bush according to Texas A&M University entomologist Professor John Jackman.
Read full storyHottie Shows Boobs At Mall, Gets Arrested
A hot, beautiful, busty 20-year-old Swedish female pop singer was arrested today by mall police for flashing her boobs in the Glendale Galleria, located in Glendale, California, a suburb of Los Angeles.
Read full storyMuslim-Mormon Rap Fusion Duo Make Their First $1bn
NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - One was born in Saudi Arabia, the other in Salt Lake City. One is a follower of Islam, the other a Mormon. But what links these two is their music and the one billion dollars they have made since forming their rap...
Read full storyAlaska's 'Sarah Barracuda' touted as 2008 Veep on Romney ticket
Alaska - (Ass Mess): Alaska's Governor Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin has been touted as a likely VeeP to Mitt Romney and the GOP's official choice for the Republican nomination for the 2008 White House contest.
Read full storyEastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special
Phil Mitchell, the soft-centred bully boy of Albert Square, has been given the limelight again in the Christmas Day edition of the BBC soap EastEnders.
Read full storyRon Paul Sweeps Alabama and New Hampshire Polls in Upset Wins
TUSCALOOSA (FMLiveWire) -- Congressman Ron Paul has just swept two straw polls, and won the West Alabama Republican Assembly 2007 Presidential Preference Straw Poll on August 18 with 81% of the votes.
Read full storyCuba Loosing Farm Animals At Record Pace
Havana, Cuba (IP) Our international reporter, Poindexterous Finootch, is in Havana this week and has learned that Cuba's farm animal population has been reduced to 14 cows, 3 bulls, 2 donkeys, and one goat.
Read full storyWorst Ever Case Of Tapeworm Found In South London
CROYDON, Saaf London (Defecated News) - Things in South London are grim. Murders, drugs, gangs, guncrime and smelly people generally. But now, it would appear, things have gotten worse, much worse, oh yes, I ain't kidding, just w...
Read full storyFeds probe Abramoff links to gay Cuban rent boys and death of Florida GOP consultant
Orlando, Florida = (Ass Mess): FBI sources are investigating a gay Cuban rent boy club - the Havana-based Bochinche originally located in Costa Rica - regarding the death of Republican campaign aide Ralph Gonzales, a bosom pal of GOP Florid...
Read full storyMaryland Man Sues Makers of Penis Enlargement Pill
A Maryland man has filed a lawsuit against San Fernando Valley-based Pullulatez LLC, makers of the popular penis enlargement pill Extreme Elephantine. The suit states that Pullulatez claimed in "extremely convincing advertisements that their pil...
Read full storyNazi Flapjack Arrested
Police today arrested a nineteen year old flapjack in Reading for incitement of racial hatred. The flapjack was found by Terror police lying in the shape of a swastika on a pavement.
Read full storyStephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."
(Cambridge-England) It was to be another lecture by noted theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking. But the familiar synthesized voice uttered an unanticipated phrase. "You can't touch this." After which, MC Hammer's 1980's rap cla...
Read full storyCerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility
The giant 40ft penis of the world famous Cerne Giant, in the Dorset village of Cerne Abbas has been painted purple last night according to campaign group Fathers 4 Justice (F4J).
Read full storyHillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson
Hillary Clinton named Monica Lewinsky her new campaign chriaperson in her bid for the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States. Lewinsky, a former White House Intern and famous for her affair with President Bill Clinton, is con...
Read full storyRon Paul: Victory in Iowa Straw Poll
Congressman Ron Paul declared victory tonight after his 5th place finish in the straw poll at Ames, Iowa. While the candidate finished behind Mitt Romney and four others, three of the top four are not serious candidates, and Romney s...
Read full storySecond frozen body of a WWII pilot found in Kings Canyon National Park; officials suspect foul play
San Francisco, California - A second, in as many years, frozen body of a WWII airman was recovered today in the California High Sierra. It is believed to be the body of a pilot that accompanied the first one that was found in 2005. This recent discov...
Read full storyReal Madrid Sign Osama Bin Laden
Real Madrid sent shockwaves through the world of sport last night by unveiling Al-Qaeda leader and renowned enemy of America Osama Bin Laden as their newest recruit in a Summer spending spree which has also seen them sign Christoph 'New York'...
Read full storySo who owns Chevron/Texaco and Abu Dhabi, Mr President?
Wall Street, New York - (Ass Mess): Official: Every US President since Richard Nixon has been an asshole.
Read full storyJ.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America
New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...
Read full storyNaked Britney Spears Says It Was Only Skinnydipping, Not Lesbian Sex
Britney Spears, accused of being a lesbian by OK! Magazine, says that she was only skinnydipping in a pool with a former female assistant. "Yeah," said the Pop tart. "we was both naked in the water. She only had her arms around me cuz we was in the...
Read full storyFrangrant Kate Moss perfume "smells like coke and looks like piss sample"
London - (Rioters): The launch date for Kate Moss's new signature perfume L'Air du Moss has been postponed indefinitely after fragrance industry complaints that it "smells exactly like cocaine".
Read full story24 star is a eunuch
"Jack Bauer" actor Kiefer Sutherland has spoken to German paper Das Bild about his trauma at discovering that he is a eunuch.
Read full storyMichael Vick Signs With Prison Football League
(Atlanta) - Ex-Atlanta Falcons NFL quarterback and convicted dog fighting felon, Michael Vick, today inked a deal to play with the prison football league (the PFL).
Read full storySpace Shuttle Replacement Craft Ready to Go
Pasadena, California (IP) - The Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) announced today that it will replace the aging Shuttle fleet with giant frisbees. The Frisbees are old 1970's technology with a proven track record.
Read full storyMen prefer pet names, women too
(Munich, Germany) Human males enjoy being called nicknames that they feel enhance their prowess in the eyes of others reports Dick Bush of the University of Maryland, Munich Campus.
Read full storyWashington State brags "We're Number One in serial murders!"
Washington State, northwesternmost of the 48 contiguous United States, had seen better days. Its flagship company, Boeing Aircraft, had moved its headquarters to Chicago. Its sports teams had won only one national championship, and that one 28 years...
Read full storyBollywood Casablanca Remake To Star That Mohit Bloke
The classic Hollywood romance movie Casablanca is to be given a Bollywood makeover, renamed and rereleased in traditional Indian cinema format, complete with 26 new and unending 'musical...
Read full storyAmerica to Allow Drunk Driving
HILLSDALE, MICHIGAN- Citing a recent spike in Americans driving while under the influence of alcohol the Bush Administration has introduced new legislation requiring impaired drivers to follow a speed limit twenty miles per hour above what is current...
Read full storyHomo erectus - Homo habilis fossil finds indicate that two species of early man lived side by side, didn't get along
Hominid fossils discovered in Eastern Africa last week have shed new light on the origins of man and altered the way anthropologists perceive the timeline of human evolution.
Read full storyIranian Navy Sails Towards The United States! U.S. Prepares for Invasion!
Pearl Harbor - The United States of America was today addressed by President Bush, "Today the United States is facing an attack by the Imperial Islamic Navy of Iran. We have reached our rendevous with destiny. After consulting with the Congress...
Read full storyTo Promote Abstinence, Bush Begins 'Just say NO to vagina' Campaign
President Bush and his wife Laura announced today that the federal government will attempt to promote their Abstinence Only program and discourage teenage boys from having sex with a new $1.2 Billion 'Just say NO to vagina' advertising campai...
Read full storyHull City Shirt Voted Most Fashionable Of All Time, Ever
A shirt worn by the Hull City team during their unsuccessful 1992-93 season has been voted the most fashionable and visually-pleasing ever by football fans.
Read full storyAustralian Alliteration Alliance alleges Albinio Anarchist association after Adelaide apartment arson attack
The Australian Absolute Alliteration Alliance (AAAA) has alleged that an albino Anarchist caused the blaze at their Adelaide city apartment building.
Read full storyRussian spooks claim US "Mothman" acoustic gun destroyed Minneapolis bridge
Bloodyvostok, Russia - (Pravda): The science arm of Russian intelligence has claimed that Wednesday's Minneapolis freeway bridge collapse disaster was caused by a Pentagon acoustic weapon burst just like the one in the 1967 destruction of the Sil...
Read full storyMexican Sombreros Alien Origins Established
Mexico City, Meheecoe (IP) - Scientists investigating numerous reports of UFO fly overs in Mexico have come to the conclusion that the Mexican sombrero is nothing more than a replica of a type of UFO commonly seen in this part of the world. They als...
Read full storyBahrain's Prince Abdullah bin Hamad Al Khalifa sues Michael Jackson
Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Law Briefs News): Singer Michael Jackson is being sued in London's Royal Courts of Justice by the Emir of Bahrain's son Prince Abdullah over the return of a master demo tape the two made together in 2005 fea...
Read full storyHarold Bloom Melts Down in Front of Bewildered Harry Potter Crowd
According to witnesses, prominent literary and cultural critic Harold Bloom "snapped like a dry branch," in front of a New York bookstore, where legions of Harry Potter fans have been queueing up to purchase the latest Potter novel, Harry P...
Read full storyBilderbergers Endorse Ron Paul
The hotel manager for the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Istanbul, Turkey, today confirmed the discovery of documents indicating that the Bilderberg Group has decided who will be the next President of the United States. The documents were originally found in...
Read full storyNew Ambulance Siren Will Include Sound of Machine-Gun Fire
"Something has to be done - nobody respects the ambulance siren anymore," explained local ambulance driver, John Walsh, as he flicked on his siren to more easily navigate through a crowded McDonald's parking lot. "I heard about th...
Read full storyJesus Cell Phone Found By Archaeologist
Jerusalem, Israel (IP) - Amateur archaeologist Henry Finootch was digging under the weeping wall with his small army shovel and made a discovery of historical proportions. He found the actual cell phone that belonged to Jesus H. Christ.
Read full storyRon Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon
AUSTIN, TX (AP Newsliar) -- A Ron Paul supporter collapsed from exhaustion after spending 36 hours straight on the Internet, posting pro-Paul comments on various blogs, repeatedly viewing videos to pad the stats of the Ron Paul YouTube channel, and s...
Read full storyWoman Arrested For Eating Pussy
LONDON (Defecated News) - It is story that has shocked many animal lovers, but none more than Gladys Funk of East London, who caught her daughter cooking Gladys's cat. The story started some years back when Gladys had invited her...
Read full storyJ.K. Rowling Working on Writing New Novel
J.K. Rowling, author of the highly successful Harry Potter series, has begun writing her first non-Harry novel. She has been spotted working on the manuscript in Edinburgh cafes and libraries. Rowling, who has dominated the best seller lists and is...
Read full storyMan Tries to Grab Photographer's Tits
MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA (AP Newsliar) -- A freelance photographer frequently employed by AP Newsliar captured her assailant on film today as the man tried to fondle her fun-bags.
Read full storyEddie Murphy: "Scary Spice stole my sperm!"
Hollywood - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Hollywood star Eddie Murphy has hit back at this week's paternity lawsuit findings by claiming 'Scary Spice' - former Spice Girl Mel B - "literally stole the sperm from my balls" to impregnate...
Read full storyLabor Day shotgun wedding as Jenna Bush pregnancy rumors soar
Washington DC - (Ass mess & ReuterUs): Expect a shotgun wedding at the White House on Labor Day! That is the rumor spreading like wildfire across Capitol Hill this week as medical sources close to the White House confirm that Jenna Bush is gestating...
Read full storyOsama Bin Ladin and Sheryl Crow to Wed!
Burka, Pakistan - Sheryl Crow shocked fans and the music world today when she announce she is giving up her mediocre career to be come the 20th wife of Osama Bin Laden.
Read full storyGay Porn Producer Struggles to Name Sicko-Inspired Parody
Lance Turkwood, President and CEO of the Society of Homosexual Revelry In Motion Pictures (SHRIMP) is trying to determine the best title for his next film, a 60 minute, direct-to-DVD gay pornographic feature inspired by Michael Moore's health-car...
Read full storyPink Panther sequel casts Aishwarya Rai as Koh-i-Noor cat burglar
Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Bollywood queen Aishwarya Rai is to star alongside Steve Martin, Andy Garcia, John Cleese and Alfred Molina in a Pink Panther sequel that will see her topping the bill as an elusive cat burglar out to steal the fabled Koh-I-No...
Read full storyParis Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby
Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict are expecting their first child together.
Read full storyTom Cruise to be new face of garden gnomes
Heart throb multi-millionaire Tom Cruise is to become the new face of garden gnomes. The diminutive thespian has posed for legendary gnome sculptor Giovanni Laregia.
Read full storyCat attacks Goblin
An irate cat assaulted a defenseless Goblin in an abandoned warehouse in Washington, DC yesterday.
Read full storyArse Fingering On The NHS from 2009
LONDON (Defecated News) - It's been a killer and a cause of worry and illness for many. Prostate cancer is an evil bastard that affects more than 30 million British men aged over 60 every day. Treatment to date has been limited, with the focus be...
Read full storyBreaking News - Bin Laden found
Osama Bin Laden was discovered today living in England and living a peaceful life as a North East entrepreneur.
Read full storySpecial Olympics Logo Kicks Regular Olympics Logo's Ass
The recently unveiled 2012 London Olympics logo was put to the test Monday in a head-to-head competition with less ambitious but elegantly understated Special Olympics logo.
Read full storyPeter Fox held for murder
(Hollywood, CA) Peter Fox, co-star on the popular FoxTrot Sunday comic strip, is being held on $1 million bond in the death of younger brother Jason.
Read full storyUK's Oldest Goldfish Has A Very Happy Birthday
Pet fish sensation, Goldie, the UK's longest living goldfish, is celebrating his 103rd birthday today and looks set to carry on swimming into the record books.
Read full storyPeople Who Support the U.S. Constitution Are Terrorists!
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - An FBI flyer created during the Clinton administration declares that "defenders" of the US Constitution against federal government and the UN are to be considered terrorists, especially if they are whi...
Read full storyMan vs Wild 2007 Mystery Solved
Hollywood, California (IP) - TheSpoof.com reporters have unravelled the growing Man vs Wild mystery that has been tormenting fans worldwide. The Man vs Wild series is also known as Bear Grylls: Born Survivor on British TV and is shown there on Chann...
Read full storyProfile in Courage: Warren Redlich
Guilderland, New York (The Leakonomist) - In a gesture that could spell political suicide, irregular Spoof contributor Warren "I like red Apple Mac's" Redlich has banned all internet use in his office.
Read full storyHillary To Give All Poor People 50K A year
(Washington) - Presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, embarrassed by the number of poor people in the U.S., and wanting their vote, today pledged that, if elected, she will give every poor person in America $50,000 a year for the rest of their live...
Read full storyFootballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids
A survey of more than 10,000 children under the age of 13, has shown that an overwhelming number of them believe that many of today's footballers receive "far too much money" in their pay packets. The survey, carried out by the Children's BBC News...
Read full storyNazi Undertones discovered in the Flumps
Secret reports leaked from Children's TV under the freedom of information act reveal that there were Nazi Undertones in the beloved Children's Televisual smorgasbord that was the Flumps. It is believed that the Big Book from which Mama Flump...
Read full storyFoot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.
Foot-in-the-mouth disease strikes the UK, yet again "Those dirty farmers don't know how to control their nobs," says Gordon Ramsay, British PM...
Read full storyBoffin feels a right tit
US research boffin, Dr Derek Lambeth, has just received US$3 Million US government funding to carry out research into breasts.
Read full storyTrES-4 Exoplanet Will Be Moved Into Solar System
Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Giant exoplanet TrES-4 which is 1.7 times the size of Jupiter and has the density of balsa wood will be brought into the inner solar system next week.
Read full storyBush Administration claims: flooding in England not global warming; merely glaciers attempting to illegally immigrate
London, England - Bush administration officials finally released a comment regarding the massive flooding in central England this summer, blaming it not on the increasing signs all pointing to global warming but glaciers attempting to illegally immig...
Read full storyFederer To Quit Tennis
Roger Federer has decided to follow in the footsteps of his idol Borg and quit the game while ahead. The Swiss has admitted that he just isn't motivated anymore and he is thoroughly fed up with 'beating the living daylights out of Andy Roddick'. H...
Read full storyTesco SatNavs - every little helps!
Tesco now boasts some of the largest supermarkets in the United Kingdom and it has been known for some people to become lost in the aisles.
Read full storyDanny DeVito Becomes Homeless Bag Lady
Actor and sometimes director Danny DeVito is now homeless. Having bombed at the box office in his last three movies and having had his last four television shows cancelled, he was unable to meet the mortgage payment on his Hollywood home.
Read full storyHollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom
Hayden Panettierre, the young cheerleader from the cast of Heroes, turns eighteen years old this week. For her official entry into the world of Hollywood sleaze, other media personalities are throwing her a "skanking out" party. Each of several fam...
Read full storyMattel Recalls 3.6 Million Sex Toys
No sooner did Mattel recall all of its Chinese-made Polly Pocket play sets, Batman action figures, and Barbie dolls, due to dangers posed by lead paint or tiny magnets that could be ingested that Mattel recalled 3.6 million of its lucrative secret se...
Read full storySamuel L Jackson to front Ku Klux Klan ad campaign
"Snakes on a Plane" actor Samuel L Jackson never turns down a chance to appear on screen. His next appearance will be on a nationwide advertising campaign promoting racist idiots the Ku Klux Klan
Read full storyLeading Source of Polar Melting: Walrus Farts
According to a new National Geographic study released Wednesday, Walrus farts are now the leading contributer to polar ice melting. However, despite their danger, walrus flatulence has, until recently, passed under the radar. Apparently North Ameri...
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