Did Russia shoot itself and intentionally miss?
Now really! Watching a film of a rocket headed toward a substantial bald dome in Moscow with a flag pole sticking straight up on top, but missing the skinny flag pole on top by inches, then also missing the huge bald dome? Somehow, the rocket went ov…
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The Taliban Has Joined Ukraine In It's Fight Against The Evil Russian Empire
IZYUM, Ukraine - (Spoof News) - The president of Afghanistan Abu Taboo Fashu has just informed the world media that the Taliban 7th Infantry Regiment has landed in Izyum, and they are preparing to attack Putin's military forces which occupy the city,…
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Afghanistan To Send 700 Adult Camels To Russia In Exchange For Fancy Circus Gear And Top Vodka
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Spoof Satire) - The Sandstone News Agency reports that Afghanistan and Russia have finalized plans on a superb trade that will benefit both countries (but mostly Afghanistan). According to a rep for Sandstone, Afghani Preside…
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Meteorologists Say That A Huge Earthquake Could End The Russian-Ukraine War
GENEVA, Switzerland - (Satire News) - The Metrologists of The World (MTW) held their annual meeting in Geneva, and they concluded that it does not appear that the Russian invaders are going to be withdrawing from the Ukraine anytime soon. But they…
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The British Aircraft Carrier The HMS Big Ben Is Headed Toward The Black Sea
LONDON - (UK Satire) - 10 Downing Street reports that Great Britain's most largest and most powerful aircraft carrier, The HMS Big Ben, is streaming towards the Black Sea to aid Ukraine in their war against the invading Russian forces of President Pu…
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The UK Destroyer HMS Friar Tuck Shoots Down 3 Russian Migs
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (World Satire) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency reports that the British destroyer HMS Friar Tuck shot down three Russian migs that were circling the UK warship. The migs were warned to leave the area but they continued…
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Putin’s Rumored Impotence May Have Led To Ukraine Intrusion
A Russian Submarine Fires A Torpedo At a Norwegian Cruise Ship
Prince Charles To Visit England's Fighting Troops In Ukraine
King Charles III, Will Visit Ukraine
Will The World Or Russian Generals Stop Putin?
France Unconditionally Surrenders
STAIND To Headline Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022 as Aaron Lewis comes out as pro-Putin
Russia's Most Beautiful Spy Is Captured By The Ukrainians
Canada Is Sending The Pride of The Canadian Navy, The CS Justin Bieber, To Ukraine
The BBC Reports That British Troops In Ukraine Are Tired and Want To Leave
Sergeant Musk Stinks Like His T-Shirt
The Invading Russian Army Has Reportedly Run Out of Condoms
Japan Gives The Ukraine Army 16 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles
TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Prime Minister Fumio Kishida, has just informed the Ukrainian government that his country will be sending them sixteen brand, new state-of-the-art 2022 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles. Japan's nat…
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Chinese Drone Carrying Bomb Shot Down in Ukraine - No Xmas for Little American Kiddies
China, the bloodiest dictatorship on Earth, is helping Russia bomb Ukraine, putting the United States in a 'pickle'. All our Xmas toys are made in China, most of our military clothing, and many things the military uses are made in China. Twen…
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President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – Ninety-seven percent of Putin’s cabinet says (behind his back of course) that their leader fucked up big time (as they say in Vegas). The Kremlin Voice has written that Putin should have learned to think things through be…
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Japan is Sending Godzilla to Ukraine
In a great leap forward of advanced molecular cellular biology, nano-technology, and just some good old fashioned voodoo, Japanese scientists have now created an authentic giant lizard out of a normal-sized lizard. Godzilla has been born again!…
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The United Kingdom's 13th Portsmouth Infantry Regiment Returns to England
PORTSMOUTH, England - (Satire News) - The BBC has just been informed by Buckingham Palace that the 13th Portsmouth Infantry will be returning back from the frontlines in Ukraine. BBC reporter Oceana Figgly spoke with King Charles III, who informed…
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Ivanka Trump Reveals That Putin Texted Her 3 Hours Before Russia Invaded Ukraine
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting a story that has shocked the entire world. According to BuzzFuzz senior writer, Tafetta Kixx, Ivanka Trump confessed to her that a mere three hours before President Putin launched his invasion of Ukra…
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A Flat-Chested Ukrainian Woman Sneaks Two Bombs In Her 44-DDDDDDD Bra To Ukrainian Troops
IZYUM, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The Ukrainian government has just stated that they will be presenting the nation's highest civilian medal to Kristina Pullavinka, 29, who is employed as a dog walker in the town of Izyum. Miss Pullavinka, who is as…
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Israel - a Democracy to Give No Help to Ukraine - a Democracy - Doesn't Want to Bother Russia
According to CCN News, Israel is making America move stored Ukrainian Munitions out of Israel. A spokesman said Israel doesn’t want to appear 'complicit in helping Ukraine'. The US gives Israel (a rich country) $2 billion a year in Foreign A…
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Bruce Dickinson: the New Ghost of Kyiv
I had a dream about the ghost of Kyiv, and how he will be sorely missed. But then the dream showed me a new hope (not a Star Wars franchise). I remember seeing Iron Maiden in concert and thought, “Wait a minute! Frontman, Bruce Dickinson is not ju…
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Putin's Invasion of Ukraine Is The Real "March Madness"
MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has turned on President Putin like Donald Trump turned on Rudy Giuliani, Michael Cohen, Megan Kelly, Tom Brady, and Stormy Daniels. The KV no longer fears Putin or his KGB enforcers. The national Russian…
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Switzerland Is Sending 7 Soldiers And a Cook To Ukraine
BERN, Switzerland - (Satire News) - President Ignazio Daniele Giovanni Cassis of Switzerland, has just informed the Swiss people that he is responding to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy asking the countries of the world for help. President…
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Mexico Sends The Destroyer Pancho Villa To Aid Ukraine In Their War Against The Invading Commies
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The president of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just announced that the Republic of Mexico will be sending the destroyer "Pancho Villa" to assist Ukraine in its war with the invading bastard commies.
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The NRA Cavalry Heads to Ukraine – as long as there’s Beer & Beef – Sooooo-weeeee!
Semper Fi – [burp] – mutherfuckers, it’s the NRA to the rescue! A new platoon of American NRA members have decided to put their guns where their mouths are, and head out to join Ukraine in its war against pro-Trump Russians. Billy-Ray Sqwak has…
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Russian Anti-War Protesters Storm The Kremlin And Spray Paint “Putin Sux” On The Walls
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin resembled the US Capitol on January 6, as hundreds of young anti-Ukraine War protesters stormed the building and destroyed expensive paintings by Wassily Kandinsky, Marc Chagall, Ilya Repin, and Tinkerbell Foofin…
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Russian Anti-War Protesters Storm The Kremlin And Spray Paint “Putin Sux” On The Walls
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Putin's Invasion of Ukraine Is The Real "March Madness"
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Ivanka Trump Reveals That Putin Texted Her 3 Hours Before Russia Invaded Ukraine
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Bruce Dickinson: the New Ghost of Kyiv
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Switzerland Is Sending 7 Soldiers And a Cook To Ukraine
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The British Aircraft Carrier The HMS Big Ben Is Headed Toward The Black Sea
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Israel - a Democracy to Give No Help to Ukraine - a Democracy - Doesn't Want to Bother Russia
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The United Kingdom's 13th Portsmouth Infantry Regiment Returns to England
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Chinese Drone Carrying Bomb Shot Down in Ukraine - No Xmas for Little American Kiddies
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Afghanistan To Send 700 Adult Camels To Russia In Exchange For Fancy Circus Gear And Top Vodka
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President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!
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A Flat-Chested Ukrainian Woman Sneaks Two Bombs In Her 44-DDDDDDD Bra To Ukrainian Troops
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Japan Gives The Ukraine Army 16 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles
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Japan is Sending Godzilla to Ukraine
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Meteorologists Say That A Huge Earthquake Could End The Russian-Ukraine War
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Mexico Sends The Destroyer Pancho Villa To Aid Ukraine In Their War Against The Invading Commies
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The NRA Cavalry Heads to Ukraine – as long as there’s Beer & Beef – Sooooo-weeeee!
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The Taliban Has Joined Ukraine In It's Fight Against The Evil Russian Empire
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The UK Destroyer HMS Friar Tuck Shoots Down 3 Russian Migs
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Did Russia shoot itself and intentionally miss?
