Israel - a Democracy to Give No Help to Ukraine - a Democracy - Doesn't Want to Bother Russia

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 18 January 2023

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According to CCN News, Israel is making America move stored Ukrainian Munitions out of Israel.

A spokesman said Israel doesn’t want to appear 'complicit in helping Ukraine'.

The US gives Israel (a rich country) $2 billion a year in Foreign Aid money (meant for Poor countries) - (Aid money given yearly since 1956).

This Money ends up building illegal settlements on Palestinian land.

After the generous US yearly gift - the US can't even have an Air base or Navy base in Israel. Take - Take - Take - but no Give.

Israel - like Germany (and Trump) really doesn't care if Putin owns Ukraine.

The US could at least stop the Waste of Taxpayer Money to Israel - but no US president dares - as he would never get re - elected to a second term.

That shows how much power Israel has in the US.

Obama is the only one who really stood up to Israel - the rest of the Presidents were (pardon the phrase) - ‘Ass - Kissers' to Israel.

(Brought to you by the Obama 2024 Re - election Committee).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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