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Funny story: Pelosi explains Trump’s quid pro quo vs Biden’s kid pro quo

Pelosi explains Trump’s quid pro quo vs Biden’s kid pro quo

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has accused President Trump of “bribery” when he threatened to withhold military assistance to Ukraine last summer. Mr. Trump is also accused of seeking to use a foreign government to investigate political rival Joe Bide...

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Funny story: Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Washington, D.C. - When Trump's personal attack dog, Rudy Giuliani, inevitably gets arrested soon, the job will not be dealt with by the police, or even the FBI, says a Justice Department spokesperson. No, the job of arresting Trump's lawyer will fal...

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Funny story: The Donald J Trump removal program fully explained

The Donald J Trump removal program fully explained

As impeachment proceedings intensify, and a second whistleblower has come forth, we turn to Dr. Rollon Shystrovski for further details. Dr. Shystrovski is an independent analyst with anonymous origins and several degrees in State Secrets and Other...

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Funny story: White House Announces It Has Identified Most Likely Suspects in Ukraine Whistleblower

White House Announces It Has Identified Most Likely Suspects in Ukraine Whistleblower

Standing outside the White House front entrance, Minister of Truth Shiv Aalok today announced that a blue ribbon commission consisting of the greatest crime mystery writers has been working on identifying the whistleblower behind the Ukraine scandal...

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Funny story: Ukraine President Zelensky Offers Asylum to Trump Whistleblower

Ukraine President Zelensky Offers Asylum to Trump Whistleblower

Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, has publicly announced that Ukraine would offer asylum to the government employee who blew the whistle on President Donald Trump's attempt to get Zelensky to investigate possible corruption in Joe and Hunter B...

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Funny story: New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

New transcript of Trump call to Ukraine found in White House trash basket

Breaking: Insider info indicates the Democrats are excited about impeachment due to a new, emerging, piece of evidence. That is, the supposed “transcript” Mr. Trump released today, of his telephone call with newly elected Zelensky in Ukraine last...

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Funny story: Confirmed: Trump and Biden stormed Ukraine with violence and kicking over trash cans

Confirmed: Trump and Biden stormed Ukraine with violence and kicking over trash cans

Punxsutawney Phil has come forward in September this year to say: “Winter is coming on now—not just six more weeks from February 2!” New scandal is breaking onto Washington. Have current and previous Washington Oval Office residents been illeg...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew’s Depleted Ukrainian Billionaire Chum Escorted From Balmoral

Prince Andrew’s Depleted Ukrainian Billionaire Chum Escorted From Balmoral

Balmoral, Scotland - (McHaggis Times): A bankrupt Ukrainian former yellowcake mining mogul has been sent packing from Balmoral Castle following a police raid on Grouse Cottage in the royal estate’s Muckadder slopes. Arkady Chernobylblastov, 69, ha...

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Funny story: Ukrainians Elect Comedian as President

Ukrainians Elect Comedian as President

It appears that comic actor Volodymyr Zelenskiy has just won the Ukrainian presidency by a landslide Exit polls and street interviews seemed to sense a national mood typified by the comments of diesel mechanic Taras Yuvechko: "The United States a...

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Be Evicted From White House

Donald Trump To Be Evicted From White House

Like a bad tenant, Donald Trump is about to be evicted from the White House, and the sheriff is Robert Mueller. Seems Trump invaded the White House with the help of Vladimir Putin and his team of voting machine hackers on election night, and like bin...

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Funny story: King Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis

King Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis

Stressed after two weeks of hectic executive ordering, Mr. Trump and his entourage will take a break aboard the USS Blue Note, with Mad Dog assuming the helm. General Mattis is reported as having opted out of the therapy, which will take place bel...

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Funny story: US To Invade The Bahamas in Response to Ukraine Crisis

US To Invade The Bahamas in Response to Ukraine Crisis

General Craig Filner made public Monday that the US has weighed its options, and has decided it will be sending forces into the Bahamas in the coming days. The military act is believed to be in response to the Vladimir Putin decision of sending R...

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Funny story: From our Hack at the G-Jolly Summit

From our Hack at the G-Jolly Summit

RastaPutin: Hey, Bummer, you like Ukraine? :grin: Obummer: Where is it? :confused: RastaPutin: Oh vvck me! Is my vvcking holiday place. Black sea, u know, Crime no? :weary: Obummer: Oh yeh! Your dacha hangout, youre welcome. :sunglasses: :wink: :v: RastaPutin: Vot about middle east? :muscle: :blush: Obummer: Now were talkin. You need to fuck off out of there, that's ours. :angry: :u...

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Funny story: Potentially new Cold War may result from Ukraine Crisis

Potentially new Cold War may result from Ukraine Crisis

The French and German Leaders are meeting in Moscow to try to alleviate Russian Hostilities in the Ukraine and a potentially new Cold War. President Pitun's Intentions would seem to comprise pressuring Kiev to opt out of being a threat to Russia,...

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Funny story: Things are hotting up in eastern Ukraine!

Things are hotting up in eastern Ukraine!

Jaggedone's CIA reporter gets crushed by Ukrainian separatist tank but manages to get his report out before Putin gives him a bullet in the head, and here it is: Brave, star Georgian CIA reporter and ex-Russian Roach-Spy in Afghanistan, Vladimir V...

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Funny story: US House congratulates itself on action to inform, inflame, inveigle, and induce

US House congratulates itself on action to inform, inflame, inveigle, and induce

Last Thursday the US House of Representatives passed resolution HR 758 criticizing Russia on Ukraine. It passed 411-10. Yesterday the House passed a new resolution to congratulate itself on Thursday's success. This new resolution, HR 758b, is...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin's Planned Erection Of New Berlin Wall

Vladimir Putin's Planned Erection Of New Berlin Wall

Though Vladimir Putin got away with annexing Crimea, crushing Georgia, is in the process of smashing Chechnya and invading the Ukraine (in a obvious attempt to recreate the old Soviet Union) he is now setting his sights on East Germany with plans for...

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