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Funny story: England's 13th Portsmouth Infantry Regiment Arrives In Ukraine Ready To Kick Some Russian Ass!

England's 13th Portsmouth Infantry Regiment Arrives In Ukraine Ready To Kick Some Russian Ass!

PORTSMOUTH, England - (Satire News) - The BBC has just announced that The 13th Portsmouth Infantry Regiment has arrived in the Ukrainian town of Markivka. The British regiment is noted for being one of the fiercest army units in the United Kingdom…

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Funny story: British Troops Fighting The Russians In The Ukraine Are Reported Feeling Very Depressed

British Troops Fighting The Russians In The Ukraine Are Reported Feeling Very Depressed

SOMEWHERE IN THE UKRAINE - (Satire News) - The BBC is reporting that the Brit troops that are assisting the Ukrainians in their battle against the evil invading Russians have become extremely demoralized. The BBC notes that the English soldiers re…

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Funny story: England's 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment Sustains Heavy Losses At The Battle of Izyum

England's 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment Sustains Heavy Losses At The Battle of Izyum

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has just been informed by King Charles III, that one of his most beloved army regiments has sustained heavy losses at The Battle of Izyum. POTUS said that he was told that the fighting was so inte…

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Funny story: The 19th Liverpool Heavy Tank Artillery Regiment Is Defeated at The Battle of The Poltava Valley

The 19th Liverpool Heavy Tank Artillery Regiment Is Defeated at The Battle of The Poltava Valley

THE POLTAVA VALLEY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - One of Britain's best heavy tank regiments was soundly defeated at The Battle of The Poltava Valley. The 19th Liverpool Heavy Tank Artillery Regiment, commanded by Field Marshal Didlow Millquit, 75, wa…

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Funny story: Britain's 889th Liverpool Artillery Regiment Reports That Captured Russian Gen. Novokovo F. Pavlovich Has Escaped

Britain's 889th Liverpool Artillery Regiment Reports That Captured Russian Gen. Novokovo F. Pavlovich Has Escaped

SAN QUENTIN PRISON, California - (Satire News) - The warden at San Quentin has informed Britain's 889th Liverpool Artillery Regiment, that Russian Gen. Novokovo Pavlovich has managed to escape. The high ranking Russian general, who is President Vl…

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Funny story: Meteorologists Say That A Huge Earthquake Could End The Russian-Ukraine War

Meteorologists Say That A Huge Earthquake Could End The Russian-Ukraine War

GENEVA, Switzerland - (Satire News) - The Metrologists of The World (MTW) held their annual meeting in Geneva, and they concluded that it does not appear that the Russian invaders are going to be withdrawing from the Ukraine anytime soon. But they…

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Funny story: Will Ukraine Become A Guernica By Picasso?

Will Ukraine Become A Guernica By Picasso?

Years ago, the Nazi air force destroyed the city of Guernica during Spain's civil war. Testing their air force, the Nazis aided their fascist brother Spain's Generalissimo Francisco Franco. The Nazis flattened Guernica. Picasso painted it. Like a…

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Funny story: Isreal Refuses to Help Ukraine-Apparently Likes Bloody Russia Better

Isreal Refuses to Help Ukraine-Apparently Likes Bloody Russia Better

Recently Ukraine asked to buy missile defense systems from Israel to use against the Russian missiles - and Israel refused. This is the second refusal by Israel to sell missile defense systems to Ukraine. Israel just doesn't care if Dictato…

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Funny story: President Biden Is Sending 21, C-5A Cargo Planes Loaded With All Kinds of Munitions To Ukraine

President Biden Is Sending 21, C-5A Cargo Planes Loaded With All Kinds of Munitions To Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - President Biden told the news media, that as per the request of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, he is immediately sending 31, C-5A Cargo Planes, loaded with all kinds of munitions; including tank-destroying b…

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Funny story: Cry Me A Birthday Bridge

Cry Me A Birthday Bridge

Blowing up the Crimea Bridge on Putin’s 70th birthday! Now that is class! That’s frickin’ James Bond! They even made a stamp of it – and so quickly! Now that is comedy! (I guess there were supposed to be 2 explosions, according to the stamp? Mayb…

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Funny story: King Charles III, Says That His "Mum" Queen Elizabeth Left $4.7 Million To Ukraine Government

King Charles III, Says That His "Mum" Queen Elizabeth Left $4.7 Million To Ukraine Government

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Sunshine Observer has just annouced that they have learned that Queen Elizabeth's will, left $4.7 million to the government of Ukraine. Her majesty stressed that it was to be used to buy food, medicine, bottled water,…

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Funny story: A British Jet Fighter Pilot Is Shot Down Over Ukraine

A British Jet Fighter Pilot Is Shot Down Over Ukraine

UKRAINE - (UK Satire) - The BBC is reporting that a British pilot, who has been identified as Capt. Winthrop D. Greengate, 42, from Liverpool, has been shot down by Russian surface-to-air missiles just outside of the Ukrainian town of Lozova, which i…

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Funny story: Sergeant Musk Stinks Like His T-Shirt

Sergeant Musk Stinks Like His T-Shirt

Elon Musk is a fucking genius. Ukraine should be neutral, that way the war will be over. (Was he wearing a “Occupy Mars”? t-shirt? Occupy? You a Russian spy in training, Elon? Got a little military boner in your pants? And he’s got a “Nuke Mars” s…

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Funny story: Seagal Can’t Fly on the Cruise

Seagal Can’t Fly on the Cruise

Tom Cruise has already signed a deal for the next Mission Impossible movie. Tom is gonna join forces in Ukraine and single-handedly take Russia down. Steven Seagal, Putin’s personal Hollywood bitch, doesn’t like this. He doesn’t like that Cruise i…

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Funny story: British Forces Are Victorious At The Battle of Borova

British Forces Are Victorious At The Battle of Borova

BOROVA, Ukraine - (UK Satire) - The BBC reports that British forces from The 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment defeated a Russian regiment, which quickly retreated toward the Russian-Ukrainian border. The Russian troops were made up of recentl…

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Funny story: The Kremlin Divulges That 91% of All of Russia's Citizens Want Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine

The Kremlin Divulges That 91% of All of Russia's Citizens Want Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine

MOSCOW - ((Satire News) - America's Grandiose News Agency has issued a statement stating that The Kremlin Voice has declared that 91% of all Russian residents are sick of their country getting their ass kicked by Ukraine and her allies. GNA report…

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Funny story: According To The BBC Prime Minister Liz Truss Plans To Visit Ukraine

According To The BBC Prime Minister Liz Truss Plans To Visit Ukraine

LONDON - (UK Satire) - The senior writer for the BBC Tyrus Bottomfiddle has just announced that the new British prime minister has stated that she will be visiting President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Ukrainian capital city of Kyiv. PM Truss wants…

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