Madonna Injured Again, This Time On Stage

Funny story: Madonna Injured Again, This Time On Stage

Madonna went down suddenly during a performance at the Bercy Arena in Paris last night according to an AP account although no one at the present can or will say what happened. She was seen by several people later being helped to a waiting limousin...

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Man United Turn Old Trafford Into B&B For Masochists

Funny story: Man United Turn Old Trafford Into B&B For Masochists

In a shock move designed to stun the world of football, Man United today announced that they would be leading participants in a really crappy money-making scheme. Alongside the London Dungeon, and the Eden Project, Man United will be offering "ded...

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Hampstead Heath men's nudist pond scrot-rot outbreak blamed on genetically modified algae

Funny story: Hampstead Heath men's nudist pond scrot-rot outbreak blamed on genetically modified algae

London - (ReUterus): "Serves the buggers right!" ex-MI5 Colonel Sir Waldo Peecock, KCMG, is chuckling with glee at his rather splendid Farrow & Ball'd Downshire Hill Regency villa as the scrot-rot outbreak at Hampstead Heath men's naturist pond...

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Woman Driver Rescued From Car Wreck

Funny story: Woman Driver Rescued From Car Wreck

A woman driver was today cut from the wreckage of her crashed vehicle on the A27 near Brighton. Police investigators have hinted that the woman may well have been applying make-up, talking on a mobile phone, changing the tune on her in-car i-pod, bru...

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America's Most Wanted Rescues Naked 19 Year Old Deaf Mute 'Chamone' Discovered in Spoofer's Cellar

Funny story: America's Most Wanted Rescues Naked 19 Year Old Deaf Mute 'Chamone' Discovered in Spoofer's Cellar

Dublin/Ireland/ Perverted News - John Walsh, of America's Most Wanted, announced today the finding of a Naked 19 year old Deaf, Mute young girl who had gone missing in 2004 at Disney Land, and who has been exploited for the past 5 years on the Inte...

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Arturo "Thunder" Gatti, 37, Former World Boxing Champion, Found Murdered

Funny story: Arturo "Thunder" Gatti, 37, Former World Boxing Champion, Found Murdered

Pernambuco, Brazil - Arturo "Thunder" Gatti has been found dead on his honeymoon no less. Mr. Gatti was renting a beach side unit at Hotel Dorisol of Porto de Galinhas. The Dorisol Porta De Galinhas Resort boasts a convenient location with modern...

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Giant Killer Snakes Are Booking Tickets On Greyhound

Funny story: Giant Killer Snakes Are Booking Tickets On Greyhound

El Paso, TX - Giant killer snakes that can easily swallow livestock whole have been booking tickets on Greyhound buses and heading for Florida says Senator Bill Nelson to a congressional panel. "We gotta stop this before somebody gets et (sic)," t...

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Jordan Breaks Down In TV Interview - Suffers Tear Duct Failure

Funny story: Jordan Breaks Down In TV Interview - Suffers Tear Duct Failure

Uber breasted one time glamour model, reality TV contestant, reality TV show starlet, party girl, and alleged slapper, Jordan, sensationally broke down in a British Network TV exclusive interview with former newspaper editor (fired for being a twat a...

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Michael Jackson Cheated On Bubbles

Funny story: Michael Jackson Cheated On Bubbles

Michael Jackson was unfaithful to long-time partner Bubbles. The King of Pop is said to have had relationships with at least two other chimps. The shock revelations are sure to overshadow any further memorial plans as fans struggle to come to terms w...

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10 ways to find the Love Connection

Funny story: 10 ways to find the Love Connection

Someone once asked me how did you find love. My answer was simple, "I found love through a drunken party makeout session." I agree it may not sound glamorous but its true. So Way number 1: Drunken party makeouts. This may not be the answer you were looking for so let's move on to Finding love method 2. The second best way to find love is to pay for it. Although I personally would never do this,...

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Aliens rule the world

Funny story: Aliens rule the world

According to Alan Hudson a Private Investigator from Scotland aliens have been running the world for over 100 years. You can forget all the conspiracy theories about the iluminati what is really happening would blow your mind. The creatures are l...

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Iran becomes first Islamic country to clone cow

Funny story: Iran becomes first Islamic country to clone cow

ISFAHAAN, IRAN: Iran is claiming that it has become the first Islamic country in the Middle East to have cloned a cow. It says this is all part of its research with stem cells. Grand Ayatollah Onetoomany said: "After running the cleanest election...

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Morgan Freeman To Star In New Roman Polanski Movie

Funny story: Morgan Freeman To Star In New Roman Polanski Movie

Morgan Freeman is to star in Roman Polanski's new movie. The film "Dirty Grandfather" charts how an elderly man grooms his step-granddaughter and eventually marries her following his divorce. It is a typically controversial movie from the dirty ol...

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Angelina Jolie Pulls A Pattinson/Stewart Dodge On Paparazzi

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Pulls A Pattinson/Stewart Dodge On Paparazzi

It's nice and greatly appreciated when a Hollywood star goes to visit some of our wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Hospital and last month, that's exactly what Angelina Jolie did. She later told reporters that she stopped by to visit some members o...

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Mosley And Ecclestone Call It Off

Funny story: Mosley And Ecclestone Call It Off

On the eve of the German Grand Prix at Nuremberg in Germany, Max Mosley and Bernie Ecclestone have decided to retire from show business. Their famous double act 'Bernie Und Max', affectionally known as BUM by their followers, became synonymous wit...

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USSR Initiated Covert US Operation Before Collapse

Funny story: USSR Initiated Covert US Operation Before Collapse

Washington DC: The CIA has released a transcript of a conversation between Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and Vladimir Putin in 1991. The meeting occurred at the end of the cold war, just prior to the final breakup of the Soviet Union. Then Pres...

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Prisoner's Demand Right To Vote. Form Political Party

Funny story: Prisoner's Demand Right To Vote. Form Political Party

Prisoners in the UK are demanding the right to vote. They claim that being disqualified from voting infringes their human rights. A test case is set to see how far this challenge could go. If prisoners are successful they may very well be voting f...

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Michael Jackson Takes Entire State Of California Down With Him.

Funny story: Michael Jackson Takes Entire State Of California Down With Him.

Not only was Michael Jackson brought down by his own demise, he also posthumously took down the entire state of California with him. Footing the bill for the Jackson Memorial in L.A. at a time when the state was almost bankrupt, the multi-million...

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A Pet Boa and a Tale of Tragic Love

Miami Fl. - Many a northerner has retired to the warm sandy beaches of Miami, seeking peace and perhaps another chance at love and romance in their golden years. Such is the story of Gwendolyn Spitfire who opted for the easy way of life and the mild...

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Bioterrorism mass murder

Funny story: Bioterrorism mass murder

An Austrian investigative journalist is warning the world that the greatest crime in the history of humanity is underway. Jane Burgermeister has filed criminal charges with the FBI against the World Health Organisation,The United Nations and seve...

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Our Financial Leaders Are Already Planning The Next Recession.

Funny story: Our Financial Leaders Are Already Planning The Next Recession.

American economic whizzes are already hard at work setting up for the next great recession. Building upon the feeble economic foundations that have already fallen once beneath them, they seek to recreate their fortunes out of the daydreams of the...

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Michael Jackson's Moonwalk Upstairs

Funny story: Michael Jackson's Moonwalk Upstairs

Moonwalking through the clouds on his way to heaven, Michael Jackson passed Farah Fawcett working her wings. She admonished him for dying in the same week, saying it cut into her last big chance to make headlines. Funeral headlines! Her career was si...

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Blame It On The Boogie

Funny story: Blame It On The Boogie

The autopsy report on Michael Jackson has blamed the star's death on the boogie. Fears that the sunshine may have had something to do with the death of Michael Jackson have been dismissed. Also the moonlight has been discounted, as have the good time...

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Rupert Turdoch Faces Ruin Over Phone Tapping

Funny story: Rupert Turdoch Faces Ruin Over Phone Tapping

Media mogul Rupert Turdoch is facing ruin over the 'tapgate' scandal. His legal costs are said to be spiralling out of control as celebrities and politicians line up against him. Sir Alex Ferguson, Alan Shearer and John Prescott have already confirm...

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Today At The Test

Funny story: Today At The Test

At close of play England were 20 runs for 2 wickets. Australia 674 for 5 wickets declared. Awful stuff from Australia, hitting lots of 4s and 6s. We really don't like that sort of thing here. England's batsmen have a whole day to bat, and it doesn...

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Simon Cowell quits American Idol!

Funny story: Simon Cowell quits American Idol!

In a stunning press conference today Simon Cowell announced that he is quitting American Idol this year. In the press conference Mr. Cowell was asked, "what made you quit the show?" His answer was simple, "I finally watched my compilation the oth...

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Gordon Brown "Afghan Strategy Is Working"

Funny story: Gordon Brown "Afghan Strategy Is Working"

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has announced that the Government's Afghan strategy was working. "I met with Alistair Darling and David Miliband recently. we were concerned about the budget defecit. We needed to cut public expenditure. And then I had a b...

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Camden Social Services Take Michael Jackson's Children Into Care

Funny story: Camden Social Services Take Michael Jackson's Children Into Care

Camden social Services today confirmed that they have taken Michael Jackson's children into care. Social workers acted following an anonymous tip off which claimed that the children were about to be made to follow in their father's footsteps. "We...

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Obama Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize - Geldof Furious

Funny story: Obama Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize - Geldof Furious

The Nobel Institute has today announced that President Barracks Obama has been nominated to receive the 2009 Peace Prize for Best Patronising Speech in Africa. Mr Obama secured the nomination for his keynote speech on arrival in Ghana when he prom...

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Oscar Mayer's Wienermobile fathered "Little Sprout"?

Funny story: Oscar Mayer's Wienermobile fathered "Little Sprout"?

Fresno, California - In a shocking confession that has rocked the frozen food section and processed meat aisle of the supermarket industry, the Jolly Green Giant's wife dropped a bombshell today when she announced that her husband is not the father o...

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Prescott Takes On News of the world

Funny story: Prescott Takes On News of the world

John Prescott has announced that he intends to take on the News of the World over the 'tapgate' scandal. He intends to make the paper reveal in full the recorded telephone conversations. "I am furitastically and determinsified in my intensionalised a...

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President Barak Obama Steps Forward in Michael Jackson Case

Ghana - In an unscheduled news conference President Obama has announced the final resting place of the King of Pop will now be decided by the United States Government. This was precipitated by the Jackson Family's rejecting of burial on the N...

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George Bush attends Job Fair

Funny story: George Bush attends Job Fair

George Bush was spotted today at a Dallas Job Fair at the American Airlines center in Dallas Texas. When asked what he was doing there he commented, "I wanted to make sure that all sides had a fair and balanced oppormatunitation, I mean after all...

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BNP leader threated with jail if he takes his Euro MP's seat

Funny story: BNP leader threated with jail if he takes his Euro MP's seat

The leader of the BNP and newly-elected Euro MP, Ron Nasty, has been threated with jail even before the new European Parliament session begins next week. The speaker of the House of MEPs, Dutch MEP Dimme Whitte has told Mr Nasty, in no uncertain t...

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Crystal Defanti Scores Success In Canada With Splayed Beaver

Funny story: Crystal Defanti Scores Success In Canada With Splayed Beaver

Ottawa, CA - Crystal Defanti, who first gained fame as a teacher who distributed her sex DVD to her students, scored a tremendous cultural and epicurean success in Canada at the 7th Annual International Culinary Competition with her recipe 'Splayed B...

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Test Match Special Still Stuck In 19th Century

Funny story: Test Match Special Still Stuck In 19th Century

BBC's Test Match Special is still stuck firmly in the 19th Century. It does not look likely that it will ever escape. CMJ (Christopher Martin Jenkins) responded to the allegations by saying "Sir, your suggestion is preposterous. I damn your impudence...

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Pope ordered Mrs Ratzinger abortion

Funny story: Pope ordered Mrs Ratzinger abortion

Vatican Shitty - (ReUterus): "Ja, ven he found out ze missus voz up ze bun klubben after scroo-ing around mit zat asshole George Bush Senior Monsignor Joseph Ratzinger gave her und ultimatum: flush the freak down ze toiletten or it's over, meine lieb...

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Grumpy Little Fucker Refuses to eat his Dinner

Funny story: Grumpy Little Fucker Refuses to eat his Dinner

A bearded midget has outright refused to eat his mothers dinner despite numerous pleas from the community. Steven Williams, 35, has sat in the corner grumbling to himself about not liking vegetables for the past week, and his closest friends and...

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Beggars to be Fed to Zoo Animals

Funny story: Beggars to be Fed to Zoo Animals

A new law has been passed whereby anyone caught begging will be chopped up and fed to the animals in the local zoo for supper. The law could also be extended to include charity collectors and buskers - two of the vilest, most wretched forms of org...

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Hayden Panettierre Enjoyed Getting Naked and Doing Nude Scenes in Newest Movie

Twenty year old actress and former child star Hayden Panettierre said that she "enjoyed doing the nude scenes in I Love You, Beth Cooper" (her latest movie). The film features scenes of Hayden topless, in her underwear, and a rear shot of her removi...

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Arlen Specter to Duesler: "Don't you be messin' wit mah niggaz!"

Funny story: Arlen Specter to Duesler: "Don't you be messin' wit mah niggaz!"

HUNTINGDON VALLEY, PA - It was a black day for Ivory Tower Swim Club president John Duesler, who denied allegations of racism Friday after his club reneged on swim privileges for nearby Daddy's lil' Thugz day care center. "This thing has been blow...

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Scientists Determine Skinny Dipping Leading Cause of Naked Swimming

Funny story: Scientists Determine Skinny Dipping Leading Cause of Naked Swimming

Researchers at Johns Hopkins University have discovered that the leading cause of naked swimming is skinny dipping. This five year, eight billion dollar, double blind study released its findings in the latest edition of the prestigious New England J...

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John Prescott Launches Food Book

Funny story: John Prescott Launches Food Book

John Prescott has written a food book. "The Fat Bastards Guide To Junk Food" is a guide to some of the country's finest fast food producers. Prezza takes us on a tour of Kebab houses, Pizza parlors, Burger joints, Indian restaurants and Chinese takea...

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Dust Man Chapter 4: Where You Bin All My Life?

Funny story: Dust Man Chapter 4: Where You Bin All My Life?

DUST MAN looked at Bob Beerspiller. He looked at Steve Kitchen and Charlie Patel. "Give up XS! You have no idea just how powerful I have become." "Never, DUST MAN! Your bluffing might fool some criminal masterminds who are hell bent on the removal of all wheelie bins from the UK, but it wont work on me." DUST MAN sighed. He knew that he was going to struggle to save all of his friends. He wa...

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Al Qaeda's latest threat: Suicide Stink Bombers

Funny story: Al Qaeda's latest threat: Suicide Stink Bombers

[AFP/Reuters, Peshawar 11 July]: In a development that's ringing alarm bells from Langley to Lahore, Al Qaeda has threatened to launch waves of suicide attacks by stink-bombers against US and allied targets across the globe. The threat was made by...

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Media In "Don't Panic About Media" Plea

Funny story: Media In "Don't Panic About Media" Plea

The British media today launched a plea for people not to panic about stories which they may see or hear in the media. The media insist that there is no need to panic. Headlines like "100,000 a day will die" and "the end of mankind is coming" are not...

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Massive outbreak of indifference hits UK

Swine flu has triggered a deadly new strain of indifference in the UK population, the Health Protection Agency Warned today. Mild cases produce an overwhelming desire to yawn and do not require medical attention. More extreme cases have resulte...

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Swine Flu Epidemic Causes Man City Chaos

Funny story: Swine Flu Epidemic Causes Man City Chaos

A swine flu epidemic has decimated the expensively assembled Manchester City first team squad. Manager Mark Hughes has been panic buying untried replacements as his stars drop one after the other. Micah Richards is the latest casualty following a...

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Kack Found Floating In Real Madrid Bath

Funny story: Kack Found Floating In Real Madrid Bath

There was a nasty surprise for the Galacticos of Real Madrid after the first day of pre season training. In the communal bath afterwards there was mass panic. Kack was clearly seen floating in the bath. Overpaid footballers fled as there were also si...

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Phoenix Heat Melts British Aeroplane

Funny story: Phoenix Heat Melts British Aeroplane

PHOENIX, AZ - Officials said a Great British Airways jet had to be evacuated at a Phoenix, Arizona airport Friday as it melted in the city's extreme temperatures. Flight 288, en route to Heathrow Airport in London, had just entered the taxiway, bu...

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President Obama Surprised To Find Africa Is Filled With 'Colored Folk'

Funny story: President Obama Surprised To Find Africa Is Filled With 'Colored Folk'

Accra, Ghana - After the incessant press surrounding the death of Michael Jackson, and being constantly reminded that some black people in America have a tendency to turn white after awhile, the Obama's touched down in the capital city of Ghana and w...

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Why I Wouldn't Vote Republican

Funny story: Why I Wouldn't Vote Republican

I wouldn't vote Republican because I love the fact that a horse has more brains and smaller teeth than John McCain I wouldn't vote Republican because throwing people into concentration camps in Cuba without trial or evidence against them is fine, as long as I have the freedom to say nothing about it I wouldn't vote Republican because I'm so responsible with guns I let my teenage children buy...

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New Postman Delivers Shock For Pope

Funny story: New Postman Delivers Shock For Pope

A new Postman delivered a shocking letter to the Pope this morning. Barry Obama has been in the job for only a couple of months. This morning was the first time he had any mail for the Holy Father. The letter is thought to come from Ted K, the las...

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Obama Delivers Letter From Kennedy To Pope

President Obama donned a postman's uniform and cycled to the Vatican today to deliver a private letter from Teddy Kennedy to the Pope. The letter was so private that only a few closely trusted aides and newspaper editors were informed of the contents. It read as follows: Dear Holy Father, I am suffering from an incurable illness and I don't want to burn in hell. I wish to repent for...

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Atheists Go to the Rooftops to Profess their Faith...less...ness

Funny story: Atheists Go to the Rooftops to Profess their Faith...less...ness

The Iranian uprising in the face of fixed election by tyrants has driven protesters to the roofs of Teheran houses night after night howling under the cover of darkness: Allah Akbar! God is Great!. This revolutionary political action has inspired the...

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Ghost of Billy Mays to Throw Out First Pitch at All-Star game

Funny story: Ghost of Billy Mays to Throw Out First Pitch at All-Star game

Advertising pitchman extraordinaire and really effective new improved corpse Billy Mays will throw out the first pitch at this year's All-Star game in St Louis. Mays will throw from a mound of revolutionaryily remanufactured horseshit, manicured in a...

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Love Guv Sanford Had " Deliverance " on the Appalachian Trail

Funny story: Love Guv Sanford Had " Deliverance " on the Appalachian Trail

Rumour has it that the whole Argentine soul mate soap opera of South Carolina's Governor Mark Sanford is really the cover story to hide the true purpose of Sanford's frequent hikes on the Appalachian Trail. sanford appeared crying even more copious t...

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Sarah Palin Resigns: I'm Carrying Ensign's and Sanford's Babies

Funny story: Sarah Palin Resigns: I'm Carrying Ensign's and Sanford's Babies

There must have been funny business at the Love Govs and Sizzling Senators 2009 Convention beside the usual boring drunken debauchery. Finally the truth came out as to the reason for the Tundra Tootsie's shocking resignation. Palin's story is that sh...

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Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles To Appear In A Commercial

Funny story: Michael Jackson's Pet Chimp Bubbles To Appear In A Commercial

NEW YORK CITY - Michael Jackson's pet chimpanzee Bubbles has just been signed by the famed William Morris Talent Agency. The 28-year-old chimpanzee will be appearing in a commercial for Chiquita Bananas. Aspen Zumahorn the director of the comm...

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Ensign Sees Ob-Gyn for " Woman troubles"

Funny story: Ensign Sees Ob-Gyn for " Woman troubles"

Senator Adulterer John Ensign is claiming doctor patient privilege in his relationship with fellow Christian Conservative Senator Tom "Rooster" Coburn( R-OK). In the midst of the Republican sex scandal of the week, it appears that Ensign had a medica...

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Man Killed by "Capuchino" in Pamplona Café

Funny story: Man Killed by "Capuchino" in Pamplona Café

Pamplona, Spain - It was an inside joke carried too far, say the locals. "Yeah," said Pablo Sanchez-Gomez a Basque residing in Pamplona, Spain using a translator. "Whenever a tourista would ask the barista at the La Rosa Café [The Red Cafe] for a Cap...

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Cosmonaut Ordered Home from Space Station

Marine Captain John Slayer knew something was amiss when he awoke to strange vibrations and noises. Normally Captain Slayer is allowed to sleep at least eight hours before being awakened by Houston for his six-teen hour shift aboard the International...

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Skoob Jumps Bandwagon - Adopts Female Nympho Alter-Ego

Funny story: Skoob Jumps Bandwagon - Adopts Female Nympho Alter-Ego

It's been revealed that TheSpoof.com writer Skoob1999 has adopted a female alter-ego in an an attempt to boost his flagging ratings. Speaking from a fag-ash littered desk, amid a sea of empty beer cans, Skoob (who by the way is a total prick) told...

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