It's been revealed that TheSpoof.com writer Skoob1999 has adopted a female alter-ego in an an attempt to boost his flagging ratings.
Speaking from a fag-ash littered desk, amid a sea of empty beer cans, Skoob (who by the way is a total prick) told us:
"If JB and the McCarthy fella can do this, then I can do it too. Maybe not quite as well, but certainly in a similar league. I've decided I'm going to call myself Nora The Nymphomaniac and I'm going to talk about a little light flirting, because I'm already married, and not quite willing to go for the full on stuff, but when you've got so many sad bastards who drool at a bit of cleavage, you can't lose. I just need to find a promiscuous looking avatar and I'm quids in."
Editor in Chief, the Rev Mark Lowton, e-Mailed Skoob to tell him that he'd missed the bus. Undeterred, Skoob changed the headline, insisting that he really was Nora The Nymphomaniac, and incurred a stern ticking off.
Skoob told us:
"There's nothing wrong with jumping on a bandwagon. I mean, look at me, I've been jumping on bandwagons for years. If I have to be be Nora The Nymphomaniac, so be it."
The real Nora The Nymphomaniac was last reported to be sweating and grunting under a hoodie related onslaught.
More as we get it.
