Madonna Injured Again, This Time On Stage

Written by Bureau

Saturday, 11 July 2009

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Madonna went down suddenly during a performance at the Bercy Arena in Paris last night according to an AP account although no one at the present can or will say what happened.

She was seen by several people later being helped to a waiting limousine and was described as looking completely exhausted and clutching an ice pack. She also had her ankle heavily taped.

The fall came right near the end apparently or she finished the end quickly as the curtains were pulled across. She was also taking a bow but stood in one spot.

Fans fear she has overdone during the past year and have written letters of concern, especially after 50-year-old Michael Jackson's death. Madonna is also 50.

"She's pushed herself a lot, especially trying to adopt those kids and all the performances really take a lot out of a person", stated one fan. "I mean she's 50 now and she's got nothing else left to prove, but I guess a lot of stars have to give it another shot. I just hope she's OK."

After two falls from horseback riding, once in Britain and once in the Hamptons, this could be the accumulation of all the falls.

Fifty, after all, isn't all that old today but you cannot do things at 50 that you could at 25.

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