Ghana - In an unscheduled news conference President Obama has announced the final resting place of the King of Pop will now be decided by the United States Government.
This was precipitated by the Jackson Family's rejecting of burial on the National Mall, Mount Rushmore, Arlington National Cemetery and the front Yard of Congressman Peter King (Rep. New York, 3rd) as unsuitable.
The President stated, "I have directed the Czar of Celebrity Internments, Reverend Al Sharpton to immediately began eminent domain proceedings against Westboro Baptist Church of Topeaka, Kansas and its' pastor, Fred Phelps.
"I have asked Reverend Al to evict Reverend Fred, take over the church property and bury the remains of Michael Jackson in a prominent place on the grounds.
Please note that this will only be temporary until a suitable site on the Moon can be prepared and a crew of boy astronauts can be assembled to escort the body to the lunar holy site. Thank you and I apologize for America."
