Written by Pointer

Saturday, 11 July 2009

image for Ensign Sees Ob-Gyn for " Woman troubles"
Coburn tells seductors that angry hubbies usually go for the cuke with a paring knife

Senator Adulterer John Ensign is claiming doctor patient privilege in his relationship with fellow Christian Conservative Senator Tom "Rooster" Coburn( R-OK). In the midst of the Republican sex scandal of the week, it appears that Ensign had a medical consult with obstetrician-gynocologist Coburn to discuss his woman troubles. Coburn is refusing to answer questions about the consult claiming it is confidential medical information. Coburn an altar boy at a local cult chapel is also claiming that the confessional seal is in effect in case no one believes that Ensign has a woman's doctor.

Rumours abound about the whole affair including questions about what Ensign went to a female specialist for- was it a possible sex change he sought? was he asking what body parts jealous husbands usually attack first? and many want to know about the Senator and the altar boy part of their little role play...

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Topics: Women




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