Written by Wire Piddle

Saturday, 11 July 2009

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Pernambuco, Brazil - Arturo "Thunder" Gatti has been found dead on his honeymoon no less. Mr. Gatti was renting a beach side unit at Hotel Dorisol of Porto de Galinhas.

The Dorisol Porta De Galinhas Resort boasts a convenient location with modern amenities in every guestroom and superb service. These top-class facilities are complemented to excellent services to meet the needs of visitors to Porto De Galinhas.

Stroll through coconut groves, your feet brushing against the whitest of sands as a sea breeze gently ruffles through your hair. Your wildest dreams become the most vivid of realities at the Dorisol Porto de Galinhas Ancorar Suite Hotel, on Brazil's north-east coast, in the popular Pernambuco region.

Mr. Gatti, 37, died as the result of a head injury. The death looks suspicious and his wife couldn't have caused the injury. It's that nasty.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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