John Prescott has announced that he intends to take on the News of the World over the 'tapgate' scandal. He intends to make the paper reveal in full the recorded telephone conversations. "I am furitastically and determinsified in my intensionalised attempts to bring evidentialised fact into the public domain. I am of the opiniated opinions that medialised scandal is not condusifiable to the British popular population" said Mr Prescott. "I am seeking legalification on the allegements that may, or may not, be alleged against my personal being as a directifiable result of any telephonic recordification."
The News of the World are fighting the attempt to reveal just what they have uncovered. Apart from Prescott, they are facing legal challenges from the Golden City Chinese Restaurant in Hull, who believe that many of their conversations with Mr Prescott have been recorded. One has already been released:
"Good eveningisation greetings to you and all the foodmongering membification of your staff. I would like to order a large and humongerish meal for my own personal delightification."