Saturday, 11 July 2009

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"Vy gavareeteh pa ru-sky?"

Washington DC: The CIA has released a transcript of a conversation between Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and Vladimir Putin in 1991.

The meeting occurred at the end of the cold war, just prior to the final breakup of the Soviet Union. Then President Gorbachev instructed Mr. Putin to put the diabolical operation LOON (no Russian translation available) into effect in the USA. This will be my legacy for letting US President Ronald Reagan convince me to "tear down this wall."

Mr. Putin was to gather retired KGB agents and Russian Special Forces personnel who spoke English well and knew who played third base for the Boston Red Sox. They were to immigrate to America to join groups that espoused animal rights, extreme environmentalism, junk science, policing food, Constitutional rights for terrorists, anti-war sentiments, and anti-globalization doctrines. (It should be noted all these activities were forbidden in the USSR.)

The ultimate intent of these activist organizations being to clog up the USA legal and governmental systems by filing frivolous lawsuits and employing backdoor manipulation of Executive Branch Agency rules, respectively. Then after a period of years, LOON team members would join and takeover the Democratic Party.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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