Written by Bureau

Saturday, 11 July 2009

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"Worked like a charm."

It's nice and greatly appreciated when a Hollywood star goes to visit some of our wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Hospital and last month, that's exactly what Angelina Jolie did.

She later told reporters that she stopped by to visit some members of the United States Military and their families at the Walter Reed Military Hospital in Washington D.C. without any members of the paparazzi present, which came as a great surprise.

She then spent some meaningful time with several people whose photos are posted on the USO-Metro's facebook page.

How she slipped in without any members of the paparazzi following her is amazing, they're sneaky and hard to ditch sometimes. Especially if you're Angelina Jolie.

"I used the Pattinson/Stewart dodge", stated Angelina. "I used doubles..actually triples, well covered up, from the house till I sneaked out the back and into the car of a friend who had phoned me from the back block."

What did the soldiers say? One stated that he had been asleep & thought he might have died because he looked up and there was an angel in his room.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Angelina Jolie




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