A bearded midget has outright refused to eat his mothers dinner despite numerous pleas from the community.
Steven Williams, 35, has sat in the corner grumbling to himself about not liking vegetables for the past week, and his closest friends and family have expressed their fears for his health.
"He's doing himself no good with this attitude", said his distraught Mother.
Steven says he won't eat greens or any other form of vegetable or fruit. He demands sugar - and lots of it.
Steven is a diabetic and some fear he could die if his demands are met.
His girlfriend has been laying little trails of baby carrots - carved to look like little jelly beans - around the house in the hope that Steven will take the bait and eventaully come towards the table.
So far Steven has ignored all attempts at rehabilitation.
The grumpy little fucking twat is surviving on rainwater and a stash of bubblegum who keeps tucked in his jacket pocket.
