Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 11 July 2009

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According to Alan Hudson a Private Investigator from Scotland aliens have been running the world for over 100 years.

You can forget all the conspiracy theories about the iluminati what is really happening would blow your mind. The creatures are little grey men with large eyes who come from a planet they call Luminati that orbits the giant star Betelgeuse which is in the constellation of orion. Their Sun is shrinking and will eventually die therefore their plan is to eventually move to earth within the next 200 years.

They are controlling certain world leaders like puppets and help them control the masses by mass brainwashing through newspapers and television,they have orchestrated wars and use the power of religious indoctrination to divide and conquer the easiest way to control people. Their eventual aim is to heat up the planet kill of most of the human race and use the rest of us as slaves.

Hudson provided photographs of aliens,recordings of discussions between the aliens and world leaders and strange metal material that you can crush in your hand but immediately comes together again like a sheet of paper. Although he allowed us to examine the material he would not allow us to leave with any of it. Looks like were all doomed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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