Blame It On The Boogie

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Saturday, 11 July 2009

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The boogie caused this man to walk upside down

The autopsy report on Michael Jackson has blamed the star's death on the boogie. Fears that the sunshine may have had something to do with the death of Michael Jackson have been dismissed. Also the moonlight has been discounted, as have the good times. The coroner has lade the blame squarely at the door of the boogie. Dr Quincy said "The boogie can be lethal if it is not controlled. Those who have the boogie can end up literally falling apart. All the drugs in the world cannot save you. Michael had a very nasty case of the boogie. It got so bad his nose dropped off."

Professor Roger Tolchard of the Una stubbs Institute for Ridiculous Diseases said "Boogie sickness can be fatal if it is untreated. I knew someone who caught the boogie. He tried to laugh it off. Big mistake. His head fell off."

Jackson is expected to be buried very deep to prevent the boogie ever getting out again. "it could be like that fucking 'thriller' film again" said Tolchard.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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