Rumour has it that the whole Argentine soul mate soap opera of South Carolina's Governor Mark Sanford is really the cover story to hide the true purpose of Sanford's frequent hikes on the Appalachian Trail. sanford appeared crying even more copious tears this time with a threesome of tooth challenged hillbillies at his side:
" This time I want the true truth to be told with Jesus as personal saviour and Clem, Jeb and whatsisname as my soul mates( Gap toothed smiles aplenty). My real love for the Appalachian Trail was not only nature's wonders but also the unnatural acts that these boys here discipled me into( shy awshucks dirt kickin appreciation). We ate squirrel and lotsa one eyed trouser snake and the boys will tellya that I can squeal like a pig like no other( knee slapping bonding laughter and manly shoulder punches. I know many South carolingians willunderstand my experience intimately and in their steadt diet of nightmares. God Bless Us All!"
