Written by Earl Grey

Saturday, 11 July 2009

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Morgan Freeman is to star in Roman Polanski's new movie. The film "Dirty Grandfather" charts how an elderly man grooms his step-granddaughter and eventually marries her following his divorce.

It is a typically controversial movie from the dirty old director. He created the role for Freeman, believing that the veteran actor would jump at the young lady (er surely jump at the chance). Polanski said "The film is about the wonder of young people and the wisdom of the old. It will not just be a cheap, tacky production where a young actress gets her kit off."

Already the movie is eagerly awaited. Film critic and part time fishing rod manufacturer Dick Phillpot said "I think this could be Freeman's most challenging role. He is sure to have many critics, but if he pulls it off then he is sure to be up for an award."

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