Bioterrorism mass murder

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Saturday, 11 July 2009

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An Austrian investigative journalist is warning the world that the greatest crime in the history of humanity is underway.

Jane Burgermeister has filed criminal charges with the FBI against the World Health Organisation,The United Nations and several of the highest ranking government and corporate officials concerning bioterrorism and attempts to commit mass murder. She has also filed an injunction in the USA against forced vaccination. These actions follow her charges filed in April against an Austrian pharmaceutical company for producing contaminated bird flu vaccine alleging this was a deliberate act to cause and profit from a Pandemic.

This is not the first time that claims like that have been made many people believe that the aids virus was man made and deliberately introduced to the population and there are now a growing number of people thinking the same thing about swine flu as the pharmaceutical companies stand to make billions from the sale of the vaccine they already have stockpiled.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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