There were 1,081 spoof news stories published in March 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
WWE Diva's Naked Photos Leaked: She's a Man!
One of the ever popular WWE diva's careers was utterly smashed this morning as amazingly nasty nude photos of him/her "placing a take-out order and twisting delivery into the rear of the building" were released to the p...
Read full storyWorld's hairiest pussy!
Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
Read full storyNBC Announce Friends Season 11 Comeback, Fall
In response to dwindling viewer levels, NBC is set to bring back the hit TV series Friends in its Fall lineup. NBC originally cut the show because of the unsustainable fees it was having the pay the original cast. 'Joey', fronted by sexy 'funn...
Read full storyAlaina Alexander Second American Idol Contestant with Hot, Naked Internet Pictures
American Idol top 24 finalist Alaina Alexander became the second contestant to have nude photos of her posted on the internet (after Antonella Barba). These, however, were posted on her own My Space website by herself and her agent. She claimed on...
Read full storyAntonella Barba Nude Photos - NJPD Needs More Time
Ever since the Antonella Barba nude pictures have been released, the New Jersey Police Department has been hard on the job finding out whether or not they're fake or not.
Read full storyAntonella Barba Naked Pictures - Man ID'ed as Justin Timberlake
According to the NJPD, the man in Antonella Barba's nude photos is none other than homosexual superhero Justin Trousersnake.
Read full storyAntonella Barba And Nigella Lawson In Sizzling Photoshoot Sensation
The world's two most famous women whose parents obviously wanted boys when they were born, Nigella Lawson and Antonella Barba, are reported to have signed a sizzling exclusive picture deal with a top magazine.
Read full storyFarmer with biggest cock in the world terrorises Irish countryside
Just outside the bustling modern city of Dublin nestled in a quiet shady corner of the emerald isle lays the tiny, almost forgotten, hamlet of Innuendo. The village has never been known for anything more than the curious fact that Innuendo is the…
Read full storyAntonella Barba nude photos inspire Sony's new American i-Doll
Move over Barbie! Feck off Action Man! Sony are taking over the doll market and hoping to capitalise on the massive success of singer and part time whore Antonella Barba.
Read full storyAnna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released
The famous Anna Nicole Smith DNA (from her baby) has been released and the father of her baby has been determined to be.....exercise guru Richard Simmons. Paternity tests showed a 99.725% chance that Simmons was the biological parent of the child.
Read full storyNaked Antonella Barba or how America turned dignity into a cesspit of sordid filth
Idol - *noun* - an image or representation of a god used as an object of worship (as defined by the Oxford English dictionary).
Read full storyAntonella Barba Celebrates Idol Boot With Playboy Mansion Tour and Hefner Party
Antonella Barba, the former American Idol Contestant whose pictures have been all over the internet, celebrated her being voted off the show this week in a strange fashion. Her weekend was spent at the home of Hugh Hefner, more commonly known as The...
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay
Manchester United players and staff have spoken out in support of striker Crustiano Retardo after it was alleged that he was the "gayest footballer in the Premiership".
Read full storyPorn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies
Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...
Read full storyNude Antonella Barba pictures discriminate against the blind says Stevie Wonder
Soul superstar, Stevie Wonder, lashed out at American Idol producers last night, saying that the pictures of Antonella Barba dicriminate against the blind.
Read full storyMega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed
MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...
Read full storyObesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim
A report by the World Health Organisation (WHO?) has said that, despite the obvious health implications for those that suffer from it, obesity has a positive effect on the world's economy.
Read full storySpring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports
CANCUN,MEXICO (ASSOCIATED PROSE)Thousands and thousands of college aged students who have decided to travel south of the border are not being allowed back into the United States because they have misplaced their passports. The
Read full storyIran: Finders Keepers Rule Over Sailors
Fifteen Royal Navy personnel captured on Friday, who were reportedly in Iranian waters are to be 'claimed' as property by the rogue country. The 'finders keepers' rule, often used in playground disputes has been draft...
Read full storyPhotography Experts Determine Nude Photos of American Idol Contestant Were Faked
American Idol contestant Antonella Barba can relax and try to sing. Photographic Experts from the L.A. Police Department's Crime Lab have determined that nude pictures of her posted on the internet were actually faked. In converstation, David Shu...
Read full storyRay Santilli's Anna Nicole Smith autopsy video imminent
Fort Lauderdale - (DissassoCIAted Press): Ray Santilli is to publish his own autopsy probe into the death of Anna Nicole Smith after mass protests of an official cover-up by the Florida authorities about the starlet's mysterious death last month.
Read full storyTony Snow's wife announces 2008 White House presidential bid
Washington DC - (Rotters): Buoyed by the public's rapturous response to John Edwards' presidential campaigning despite his wife's ominous cancer relapse and staggered by the enthusiasm of his increased financial backing, Tony Snow's w...
Read full storyCrying Girl From American Idol, DEF?
Ashley, the infamous Crying Girl from Tuesday's American Idol episode, has been confirmed as being DEF.
Read full storyAmerican Idol : Sanjaya Malakar Voting Fraud Exposed
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA--(BREAKING NEWS) Sanjaya Malakar, the latest American hopeful destine to be this seasons "American Idol" winner has been exposed as a fraud. Audiences had to endure total degradation o...
Read full storyBritney, Paris and Lindsay's "No panties law"
Due to public demand, George Bush (With Bill Clinton's permission and blessing) has now insisted that the "no panties" bill be passed for actresses (and some actors) in order to keep their celebrity status.
Read full storyFDA Finds Bees Dying from Genetically Modified Crops, Pollens
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The die-off of bee populations throughout the world is being caused by genetically modified crops, FDA chief Ralph Roachman announced on Friday.
Read full storyAmerica's Next Top Hooker Premieres On CW11
America's Next Top Hooker, aka, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll, premiered Wednesday night with a fresh set of hookers ready to join the ultimate prostitutes band, the Pussycat Dolls.
Read full storyNaked Antonella Barba to simulate sex with a goat on American Idol
With the furore over her mucky photo's dying down and veiwing figures for American Idol beginning to slump, it has been decided that in next weeks' show, Antonella will not sing but simulate sex
Read full storySwastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps
Buenos Aries- The proud Argentine nation may be best known for the Tango, Evita, beef and cheating soccer midgets.
Read full storyBritney Spears to have all her teeth extracted in private clinic.
First it was her marriage, closely followed by her underwear, next to go was her hair but now Britney Spears really does appear to have lost the plot.
Read full storyTopless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video
(Hollywood--CA) Steven Hirsch, President of adult entertainment behemoth Vivid Video, is a pornographer with a social conscience. "I was at the anti-Iraq war protest at the Pentagon a few weeks ago. And I see these five topless mothers each carr...
Read full storyKermit The Frog is Running for President
Kermit the Frog announced on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno that he is running for president on the Green Party ticket. He knows that winning the presidency will be hard since he is running a Green Party candidate and although the green party is n...
Read full storyJim Jones Night at Las Vegas's Total Nude Shows
Sin City/Las Vegas, Nevada (a non-AP news alert) In a shocking expose broadcast from the overflowing parking lots of Las Vegas's total nude cabarets, it has been learned that city laws here prevent the serving of alcoholic beverages at totally...
Read full storyNude Antonella Barba photo's 'destroyed' life of popular journalist.
Spoof writer and international humanitarian, Breeze, was undergoing radical elctro-shock therapy last night, after a breakdown.
Read full storyCell Phone Addiction
INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA - A study that concluded last weekend revealed some psychological and sociological effects of cell phone usage. For quite some time there have been questions about a steady stream of microwave radiation placed against our h...
Read full storyInscription on Statue of Liberty to change
NY (SN) - President Bush announced today that the inscription on the Staue of Liberty will be changed in order to combat illegal immigration and terrorism. The inscription currently reads:...
Read full storyNude Antonella Barba photos to raise money for Disabled American Veterans
American Idol loser, Antonella Barba, has a new song to sing and she will be performing it, in her unique, off-key warble, as an American Patriot!...
Read full storyHow Many Mormons Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Author's Note: We have all heard the standard light bulb jokes. I wrote these for Mormons about five years ago and they have been e-mailed all over the place many times. I have even received it back from others, in several altered conditions with additions and deletions. This is the original.
Read full storyJapan moves to protect used schoolgirl panty market
Tokyo- Today Japanese trade minister Yumi Kumimori announced that starting on January 1st 2007 the government will impose a 100% tariff on each pair of imported used schoolgirl panties.
Read full storyAntonella Barba Enters Monastery
Heartbroken and dejected Antonella Barba, America Idol hopeful, has announced her entrance into a female monastery. She's decided to throw in the towel and take a vow of silence.
Read full storyJennifer Aniston Pregnant
Jennifer Aniston's long dream to be a mother has come to pass. She is with child. She has been fighting a loosing battle with the "broodiness syndrome" and has lost. The father is none other than love of her life Brad Pitt.
Read full storyBritney Spears, Paris Hilton, Antonella Barba, Not Naked Today. Media Forced To Report News.
In a rare, and boring, day for media and lonely internet surfers, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Antonella Barba have managed to stay completely covered up.
Read full storyEaster island: Incest eggs orgy shame
Easter island- This small isolated outcrop of rock stranded in the vast blue desert of the pacific ocean is known the world over for its mysterious giant stone heads and its barren treeless hills.
Read full storyAnna Nicole Smith Autopsy Points To Murder
MiAMI, FLORIDA--(RUMRZ) "Anna Nicole Smith was Murdered!", Admits Dr. Tim Bucktooth, Miami Dade County Coroner, at a news conference this morning. Shock and a new heightened interest was the reaction to the verdict being ha...
Read full storyMasturbation/Wanking to be Taught at all U.S. Schools
U.S. Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings announced today that masturbation, or wanking as it's known to most young boys, will be required teaching at all public schools in the U.S.
Read full storyIt's official: masturbation is gay
At a recent American Psychological Association convention, one seminar packed in more shrinks than all the others combined: Pleasuring Oneself in Today's Society.
Read full storyAllegra, Donatella Versace's Anorexic Daughter Becomes Top Model!
In an unexpected development Donatella Versace's Anorexic Daughter has received more modeling offers since her near death hospitalization."The more they starve the more we love them!" explained fashion photographer "Bones" Sna...
Read full storyDiego Maradona Killed in Car Crash, Radio Station Implicated.
Diego Maradona, hero of Argentine football, is dead... or is he? According to an Argentine Radio Station, he died in a car crash which also killed his Nephew.
Read full storyFree 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers
In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other private property.
Read full story"I'm a Pothead," An Easter Head Admits
The Spoof reporter, who had been thinking that this would be a routine interview with a staid Easter Head, was shocked to hear this news.
Read full storyGod Ends His Silence On The Van Halen Controversy. "It's All Eddie's Fault!"
After many years and many conflicting verdicts from the Court of Public Opinion, none other than God Almighty has decided to weigh in on the 25 year-long Van Halen saga with a final decision.
Read full storyLSD may cure bipolar, other mental disorders
Follow-up studies to those conducted by the military at universities and hospitals during the 1950s have shown that the hallucinogenic drug LSD may hold potential for treating several mental disorders.
Read full storyAmerican Idol judge in nude photo shame.
American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, was last night refusing to comment on the sex photo scandal which threatens to destroy his career.
Read full storyBob Woolmer Strangulation Latest
There was a new development in the "Was Bob Woolmer Murdered?" story yesterday, when it was confirmed that he was strangulated to death by strangulation, and, in all likelihood, not by a stranger.
Read full storyOlsen Twins Mary-Kate and Ashley to Get Nose Jobs
The Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, have decided to get matching nose jobs from a Hollywood plastic surgeon. Saying that they were tired of their old look and thought their noses were to big, the twins headed to surgery today.
Read full storyMan Marries Horse in Strange Wedding
A Texas man from Corpus Christi recently exchanged vows in a strange, twisted wedding. The man, William Leigh, married a Chestnut colored horse in a simple ceremony attended only by a few friends and co-workers.
Read full storyHarry Potter's Hermione, Emma Watson, May Magically Disappear.
Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, will apparently not be playing her anymore.
Read full storyWayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid
Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo have pleaded with fans to stop reading transfer rumours.
Read full storyGlory holes add another dimension to artist colony
In an effort to educate, entertain and raise money at an artist's colony, it was reported today that glory holes were added to the walls of the MacDowell artist's colony in New Hampshire.
Read full storyGiant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"
Most Giant Squid remains have been found in the stomachs of Sperm Whales. This has led some of the stupider Marine Biologists to theorize that the belly of the Sperm Whale is in fact the natural habitat of the Giant Squid. Finally, today, we have p...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Is Dead
There was almost universal grief and despair this morning when it was announced by a family spokesman that Michael Jackson is dead.
Read full storyKieren Fallon slams Dettori as 'far bigger crook'
Ballydoyle - (Leprachaun Press): Disgraced former champion jockey Kieren Fallon has laid into fellow flat racing rider Frankie Dettori as being a 'far bigger crook, in as well as out of the saddle than I could ever aspire to being'.
Read full storyBritney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center
MALIBOO,CALIFORNIA (BREAKING NEWS) Pop Star gone mad, Britney Spears has disappeared from the Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea and her present whereabouts are unknown at this hour.
Read full storySaddam Would Have Won the Nobel Peace Prize
Documents presented to The Spoof show that Saddam Hussein was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize last year. The documents, confirmed as genuine by experts, show that the executed former leader of Iraq was about to win the cov...
Read full storyIzzy Wizzy lets get busy! Sooty and Sweep in Paris Hilton sex tape shame.
Sooty, the little yellow bear with the black ears so beloved by children all over Britain, was fighting for his career last night after featuring on an internet sex video.
Read full storyIf Beehive Clothing Sold Eternal Companions
By way of explanation, Beehive clothing is the name of the store where Mormons buy their temple clothing (outside of Utah, they are generally attached to LDS temples). They also believe that marriage within one of their temples is "for all eternity" and not "until death do up part." This short vignette, which can be performed as a reader's theatre or play, is based on...
Read full storyBritney Spears lesbian sex tape besmirches the American Flag
As an American, I was proud that we had produced the worlds greatest singer and actress.
Read full storyDanielle bedded David Beckham?
Shamed celebrity Big Brother diva Danielle Lloyd was today accused of having an affair with David Beckham. Only days after being given the boot by Teddy Sheringham, Danielle was reported to have been...
Read full storySuperior man's inferiority complex led to necrophiliac bestiality
Wisconsin - (Ass Press): A Wisconsin male suffering from low self esteem has been sentenced into a psycho-sexual rehab clinic program after being found guilty of molesting a dead deer.
Read full storyKhalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses to Sinking The Maine!
After years of imprisonment and torture at the hands of the CIA Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to an incredible list of crimes, least of which is the sinking of the Maine in Havana harbor in 1898.
Read full storyEaster Island Statues Actually Petrified Peeps
Archaeologists on Easter Island have made an incredible discovery in relation to the large statues. They have learned through research and chemical analysis that the large faces are actually petrified peeps (the Easter candy). Scientists assumed fo...
Read full storyVote For The Worst Contestant On American Idol!
There is a new underground movement in the Unites States: voting for the worst contestant on American Idol to keep that singer in the competition. While this has been rumored for years (remember Scott, Ace, and that Hawaiin girl?), no actual proof h...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY
WINDHOEK, OSHIWAMBO, REPUBLIC OF NAMIBIA, AFRICA, WHATEVER--(UNASSOCIATED PRESS ) Standing in front of their home in South Africa, a relieved Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie thanked INTERPOL and
Read full storyFisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits
A video was released to news stations on Sunday morning showing 2 teenagers teaching their toddler brothers and sisters to smoke marijuana. Fisher-Price and Mattel used their quick trigger fingers to react to the market.
Read full storyNew York City Bans the Word Nigger
NEW YORK, NEW YORK--(ROLAIDS) The City Council unanimously passed a symbolic moratorium which carries a stiff penalty against having the word "Nigger" spoken within the city limits. "We have got to, as a society, start...
Read full storyEd Nabors - I soiled myself when I heard I'd won.
Ed Nabors told reporters that he 'shat' himself on Wednesday, after learning that he had one of the winning tickets for the record $390 million Mega Millions lottery jackpot.
Read full storyAnimal rights activists have solution to all animal cruelty worldwide.
Following on from the furore caused by the baby polar bear in Berlin zoo hullabaloo, animal rights activists have come up with a solution to end animal cruelty once and for all.
Read full storyDisney's first gay princes fairytale
Hollywood - (ReuterUs): Disney's next romantic animated movie is to be called The Fag Princes.
Read full storyAll 3 Mega Millions Jackpot Winners Homeless People
ATLANTIS, GEORGIA--(BREAKING NEWS)Lucky Numbers are, 16-22-29-39-42, Mega Ball+20, Christmas came early for the three winners of the biggest Jackpot in lotto history. The Mega Millions winners have all turned out to be homele...
Read full storyCause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.
The cause of Anna Nicole Smith's prolonged death has finally been revealed. Apparently the reason her death is still going is due to the fact that the public love drama.
Read full storyMarie Osmond Seeks Second Divorce
Marie Osmond announced that she is seeking a divorce from her husband of twenty years. No reasons were given or announced by the couple. This is her second divorce from a man that she married "for all eternity" (not "til death do us...
Read full storyBritney Spears Latest Rehab Lesson: "How to Put on Your Panties"
Doctors and counselors at the rehab facility began a new round of eduction with Britney Spears today. Britney was shown a pair of panties and instructed on how to wear them. She was also given lessons on why, where, and when they are worn. To si...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie Rescues Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
The old woman "had so many children she didn't know what to do." But Angie knew EXACTLY what to do.
Read full storyMia Hamm and Nomar Garciaparra Parents of Twin Girls
Mia Hamm, famous woman's soccer player, and husband Nomar Garciaparra, famous major league baseball player, are the parents of twin girls. The all-star first baseman left spring training for the Los Angeles Dodgers to be with his wife for the de...
Read full storyNCAA Announces Brackets for Basketball Tournament
The NCAA has announced the brackets for their annual March Madness tournament, but with a twist. All 64 teams in the tournament will come from the Big East, ACC, SEC, Big Ten, Pac 10, and Big Twelve. All other conference winners and represtentative...
Read full storyEaster Island Chocolate Candy Recalled
LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...
Read full storyWas Antonella Barba kicked off American Idol because she sucked or because she blew?
Last night Antonella Barba finally went down and the question on everybody,s lips was ....did she suck or did she blow?...
Read full storyTwo American Idol Contestants Hook Up Together In Television Romance
Alaina Alexander, the latest American Idol contestant with nude internet photos, and Chris Richardson have a thing going on. Alaina was one of the top 24 finalists while Chris is in the top 9. She was sitting with his family and friends at Tuesday&...
Read full storyAnna Nicole Scandal: She was pregnant with Daniel's clone!
Its now confirmed that Anna Nicole Smith, the flamboyant entrepreneur and harlot, who lost her son 2 days after the birth of her daughter, was pregnant when she died. But in an earth-shattering report written by a German fertility and genetic clinic...
Read full storyVan Halen Cancels Concert Tour; Wall Street and Stockmarket in Tailspin
Stockbrokers and commodities dealers were devastated by the news that an, earlier announcements stating, Van Halen would be doing a forty city tour this summer, was premature.
Read full storyPolar Bears Claim Mental Cruelty --Sue Al Gore for $25 Billion
Polar Bears, represented by two of the most litigious law firms in America, have filed a class action suit claiming $25 billion in damaged due to "mental anguish" caused by Al Gore.
Read full storyChocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics
A life-size milk chocolate Jesus on the cross is about to go on display in a New York Gallery offending...well, the people who are usually offended by this sort of thing.
Read full storyBolivia Pressuring Coca-Cola to Change Name
LA PAZ -- Bolivian farmers, in an effort to reclaim part of their cultural heritage, are pressuring the Coca-Cola company to change its name. Coca leaves have been a part of Bolivian culture for more than 500 years. The plant has been used in relig...
Read full storyGod's Banker murder panic: Putin visits Papa Ratzi
Vatican City - (Ass Press): Panic in the Vatican about some sordid 25 year old child molesting sex secrets now emerging in the God's Banker murder trial of Roberto Calvi has sent Russian President Vlad The Impaler Putain hotfoot to the Pope'...
Read full storyParis Hilton video shock! It's not actually that good.
A shocking finding was announced today by lonely internet surfer, Jack Kilby. "I was watching the Paris Hilton scene, I was a little excited, and then I suddenly realized... it isn't actually very good." Jack (34) found that it was "kinda green...
Read full storyDonatella Versace's 20-Year-Old Daughter, Allegra, Is Battling Anorexia, Fashion Designer Says
NEW YORK (Emaciated Press) -- Donatella Versace's 20-year-old daughter, Allegra, is undergoing treatment for anorexia, the fashion designer said Tuesday.
Read full storySexy Aliens Attack Japan!
It is being reported that sexy female aliens have begun attacking Japan. The creatures are blue, with black hair, and wear a black sports bra and a dirty, lacy, yellow thong.
Read full storyJagger livid at UK reports naming girlfriend L'Wren as transexual Al Gore shagger
Ronnie Snots Club, Soho - (Ass Mess): A humunguous fistfuck broke out at the Ronnie Snots jazz club last night after a couple of Brazilian sax players overdid the tequila slammers and crystal meth combo, accusing Mick Jagger's girlfriend L'Wr...
Read full storyPrince William is father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby - DNA results
The results of DNA testing in the Bahamas will establish beyond any doubt that baby Dannielynn is the daughter of Prince William, putting Anna Nicole Smith's daughter second in line to the British throne.
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