Cause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.

Written by Tom Taylor

Thursday, 29 March 2007

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The cause of Anna Nicole Smith's prolonged death has finally been revealed. Apparently the reason her death is still going is due to the fact that the public love drama.

The former Playboy model has been dead for quite some time now but the public, the media and shows like Entertainment Tonight won't let her death... die.

This 'living death' set up by television has meant that the woman has had more air time post-death than in the entirety of her life.

According to a representative from E.T. "It would be very hard for this story to go away. Someone more important or trashy would have to die... maybe Pamela Anderson, or Britney Spears; Damn, that would be good."

- Tom Taylor

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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