Antonella Barba Naked Pictures - Man ID'ed as Justin Timberlake

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Thursday, 8 March 2007


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According to the NJPD, the man in Antonella Barba's nude photos is none other than homosexual superhero Justin Trousersnake.

"To be honest I was really surprised," said Henry Godry, officer of the NJPD, "first off, I had no idea Timberlake had a penis. And even if he did I wouldn't have though it was a real one."

"We've really looked hard at the penis in these photos and we think we've got the right guy. Not that we're gay or anything, we just wanted to wait until we found the right guy. Not the right guy for us though, I mean, we were totally way more interested in looking at Antonella, cause we're not gay. Not that we were looking at Antonella that closely either, I can totally understand if it's her because we're all sexual people, you know? I mean everyone is sexual out there not just us at the department. Ok I'm just gonna stop talking now."

Justin made a comment, but no one could hear what he was saying as it was an octave too high for human ears. However, there were some dogs in the area, who said that he confessed to the whole thing and was very polite about it.

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