Written by Jalapenoman

Saturday, 31 March 2007

image for Marie Osmond Seeks Second Divorce

Marie Osmond announced that she is seeking a divorce from her husband of twenty years. No reasons were given or announced by the couple. This is her second divorce from a man that she married "for all eternity" (not "til death do us part") in a Mormon temple. Her religon believes that couples can be sealed together forever and that marriages can last for eternity.

Osmond and her husband are the parents of 73 children, some adopted. No details on where the children would live or who got the house were given.

Her husband's other six wives had no comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!





Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
64 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more