Marge Simpson - Mother or Monster
Who is Marge Simpson? Is she the loving stay at home mother that we see on every episode of the animated sitcom The Simpsons? Or is she something more?...Read full story
Humor Writers Not Mass Murders Claims New Study Of Prestigious Humor Website.
An article to be published Monday in the prestigious Del Rio Journal Of Abnormal Psychology,authored by a team of researchers led by Dr. Caleb Baker, Chairman of the Department of Human and Animal Psychology, and Social Work at the Universit...Read full story
Cheney dead, resuscitated: 'I regret so much'
Vice President Dick Cheney collapsed Sunday morning while taking a shower. "Luckily he carries a panic button," said his doctor. "He was dead several minutes before we got to him."...Read full story
Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure
Menu Foods, of Ontario Canada, this week announced a new lineup of pet food products, many of which cause little or no renal failure.Read full story
Former Mafia Don to become IRS Collection Agent
Former Mafia kingpin Anthony Falsetto has become a Senior Tax Collection Agent for the Internal Revenue Service, according to IRS Commissioner Mark Everson.Read full story
Soros Shocker: Billionaire Financier Buys Democratic National Committee For $7.5 Billion In Unmarked Bills.
In a move that is likely to trigger a sea change in American politics, Terrence R. McAuliffe, Chair of the Democratic National Committee (DNC), announced in press conference today that it had been acquired by George soros for $7.5 billion in unmarke...Read full story
Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay
Manchester United players and staff have spoken out in support of striker Crustiano Retardo after it was alleged that he was the "gayest footballer in the Premiership".Read full story
Church confirms, there is no God
Churches all around the world have always managed to avoid the difficult question, Does God exist? Well, there's no more squirming away from it now, the gaff has been well and truly blown. Under years of mounting pressure the Reverend B Bumbles o...Read full story
"Polar Bears Cheated At Jeopardy," Claims Congressmen Hinchey. His Committee To Investigate Jeopardy For Rigging Contest Between Democrats and Polar Bears.
Addressing an empty phone booth in the basement of the Smithsonian Institution, Congressman Maurice Hinchey (Democrat: Mental Asylum of New York State) asserted that his Committee on Fairness In Media and Alien Children Living Among UsRead full story
Dental Recount Ordered after Miss Tennessee Crowned Miss USA 2007
Los Angeles - (Ass Press): What should have been Miss Tennessee, Rachel Smith's crowning glory moment as judges voted her this year's Miss USA on Friday night has been marred by a challenge from the American Union of Dentists.Read full story
An Open Apology To Sir Elton John
Yesterday, a story was published in The Spoof which misrepresented the views of Sir Elton John, with regard to his opinions on homosexuality. Monkey Woods would like to assure readers that Sir Elton does not hold those opinions, would like to apologise for misquoting him, and for any trauma suffered by him, caused by the publication of the story. That being said, here are some excerpts of an...Read full story
Anna Nicole Scandal: She was pregnant with Daniel's clone!
Its now confirmed that Anna Nicole Smith, the flamboyant entrepreneur and harlot, who lost her son 2 days after the birth of her daughter, was pregnant when she died. But in an earth-shattering report written by a German fertility and genetic clinic...Read full story
Bob Woolmer Strangulation Latest
There was a new development in the "Was Bob Woolmer Murdered?" story yesterday, when it was confirmed that he was strangulated to death by strangulation, and, in all likelihood, not by a stranger.Read full story
Britneys vagina to attend AA on its own!
Los Angeles- Reports are coming in that that Britney Spears vagina has been attending AA meetings on a sole basis completely unknown to its owner.Read full story
PaPaZinger and His US Bishops Smurfs Know What's True
Roman Catholic Certitude has been spreading like the fire once used to burn witches and heretics. PapaZinger has attacked a widely respected Liberation theologian in Latin America while his US Bishop-Smurfs have gone after a Catholic University Theol...Read full story
I,ET McCrone Wants your vote!
Enon Tone McCrone, candidate for PrezMinister offers American and British voters reasons why his campaign to be both US Prez and UK PM deserves their support:...Read full story
Phallic Symbols Ready? On Guard!
There have been plenty of testosterone fueled conflicts but the first architectural confrontation of phallic symbols have been brought to the San Diego skyline courtesy of the Mormon and Roman Catholic church.Read full story
Apple Inc. to bail out failing Dell... sort of
Though there is no official comment from Apple Inc., sources close to the Cupertino based electronics manufacturer have stated the Apple is closely eyeing an investment opportunity in it's fable rival. "It appears that Apple may be eyeing a...Read full story
Alien Brain Photographed While Feeding Tiny Bush Bubblebrain!
Using the latest imaging technology, photos of an Alien Brain show what is believed to be George Bush's tiny brain feeding off of the giant source.Read full story
Republicans Find Minorities That Embarrass Minorities!
Perhaps it began with Clarence Thomas, the porn loving, Woman-chasing Supreme Court nominee. Once Clarence, the least qualified Justice of the Supreme Court since Judge Wapner, managed to squeak through, republicans began looking for Minority candida...Read full story
Boy George to join war on terror
LIVERPOOL -- Ex-iconic pop star Boy George has declared his intent to join the Royal Navy with the hope of somehow "taking part in the global war on terror" according to a statement by his agent today in London.Read full story