Crying Girl From American Idol, DEF?

Funny story written by writingguy

Wednesday, 21 March 2007

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Ashley, the infamous Crying Girl from Tuesday's American Idol episode, has been confirmed as being DEF.

"It was pretty clear to me." said John Abrahams, a DEF specialist.

"Nobody likes Sanjaya. Literally no one. When I saw her crying tears of joy I knew I had to get this girl into the office and be fitted for an aid."

James Richardson, a DEF person disagrees.

"She just has bad taste. DEF doesn't cut it. Heck I'm DEF and that still hurt. Times I wish I was more DEF..."

The jury is still out on this one, FOX claims that they're looking into it and will have an answer to this dilemna shortly.

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