Jennifer Aniston's long dream to be a mother has come to pass. She is with child. She has been fighting a loosing battle with the "broodiness syndrome" and has lost. The father is none other than love of her life Brad Pitt.
Angelina is said to have arranged an immediate private jet to fly home to battle this war out with Brad and Jennifer.
Pax has been left at the airport to find his own way home - clearly Angelina is not thinking clearing!
Brad has been unavailable for comment, but has been seen at the local sports store purchasing boxing gloves and a boxing ring. He has however been spotted selling tickets for the "Girl Fight of the Century" for several hours.
Should you wish to buy a ticket for ring side seat contact ohmygoodness@angelinajennifer.com. There are only 3 tickets left, sorry 2 - SOLD OUT!!
