Britney Spears shaken but unhurt after failed suicide bomber attack
The tortuous melodrama that has become the life of pop icon Britney Spears took an even more bizarre turn on Thursday when the beleaguered singer emerged from a California psychiatric hospital and was immediately targeted by a suicide bomber.Read full story
Naomi Campbell Throwing a Tantrum
Just because you were called fat does not mean you need to be nasty to your help!! So it seems that if you are blessed with good looks and have a shit load of money, you can do almost anything you like as well as lack good manners. Even Britney did not stoop that low. Come on Naomi - have a phone! Phones are for chatting on - they were not designed for throwing!! How old are you? TWO?Read full story
O.J. Simpson - Another father for Danielynn?
Oh J, what next. Were you not happy with your "alleged" court appearances and now need some more publicity - running out of money?...Read full story
Hurley Marries. Again.
Amateur actress and marriage-wrecker Elizabeth Hurley and love-cheat Count Arun von Nayar have tied the knot for the second time in a fortnight.Read full story
Fraud Squad says Elizabeth Hurley is a Lord Levy/Camilla pile of garbage
London - (Dissassociated Press): Police investigating the loans for peerages fiasco say they have uncovered 1970s IRA intelligence files showing Lord Levy and Camilla Barker Proles are the birth parents of desperately wannabe somebody self-publicist...Read full story
The FBI in New York are investigating accusations of fraud in high-end wine sales at various auction houses in the city. Investigators have collected data on wine sales at Christie's New York auction house, where German wine merchant Hardy Rodens...Read full story
Hawaii Governor & Mayor Found in Backseat of Wrecked Car Hugging
HOMOLULU, HAWAII-(ASSociated dePRESS)Hawaii Governor Linda Lingle and Honolulu City Mayor Mufi Hannemann were found in a most compromising position last night. A 911 call reported seeing a car parked...Read full story
Turtles thwart terror plot
ISLAMIC militants today were arrested in the sewers of New York City after a terror plot to blow up Madison Square Garden was foiled by unknown crime fighters.Read full story
Estate Agent Predicts: House Market To Crash!
A leading London estate agent has dramatically predicted the inevitable crash of the booming house and flat market.Read full story
Antonella Barba And Shilpa Shetty In New Red Hot Movie Sensation
Just when you thought Shilpa Shetty had gone back to relative obscurity comes news that she is to feature in a red-hot new movie with American Idol slapper, Antonella Barba.Read full story
Muppet Animatronics Sparks New Disney Division
With the success of Disney's recent addition of interactive robotic characters to its theme parks, Imagineers have created an advanced robotics division in their Science Department. The department was created in 1967 shortly before Walt's dea...Read full story
Mass Tree Hug: Comic Relievers or Red Nosed Wankers?
Hippies and New Age people with sausage hair, are set to converge on the New Forest near Scotland in England, to take part in the biggest sponsored tree hug the world has ever seen. The event which is being organised by some one or other to raise mon...Read full story
American Idol Reject Antonella Barba Joins Presidential Race
WASHINGTON, DC: Rejected American Idol hopeful Antonella Barba today announced that she will be taking on Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in the 2008 Presidential Election.Read full story
Maryland pans bill outlawing naked breasts on mudflaps
Annapolis - (ReuterUs): The State of Maryland has thrown out proposals that would have banned truckers from displaying naked human breasts, buttocks and genitalia on their vehicle mudflaps after religious bigots protested that highways were being pol...Read full story
Police: Students Break Teacher's Neck Over a Dollar
ATLANTIC CITY, NJ -- Police said they arrested and charged two students Friday in an attack on an Atlantic City High School over a dollar.Read full story
Guatemala priests poised to unhex sacred site after Bush visit
Guatemala City - (Rotters): Iximche shamans have vowed to take no chances with any lingering evil influences that George W Bush may leave behind when he visits the ancient Mayan archaeological site next week to spread his customary sicko toxins dres...Read full story
EU Leaders Agree To Cut Greenhouse Gases, Nearly Crap Their Pants
The EU met on Friday and agreed on a resolution to heavily cut greenhouse gases. The leaders subsequently rented out a greenhouse, and ripped em till they fogged up the joint.Read full story
Wembley Key Fiasco - Exclusive!
The handover of keys to the Football Association's new Wembley stadium in London has hit yet another unforeseen "snag", the keys have gone missing.Read full story
A Dangerous Illegal Dishwasher by the name of Raoul Mendez was apprehended last night by Lou Dobbs and his Malitia of (Give me about a half an hour) men.Read full story
Dixie Chicks To Kick Off 2007 Spring Rendering Tour?
(Washington, D.C.) "I think people are using their freedom of speech with all these awards. We get the message." That was Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines' last words after accepting Album of the Year at the Grammy ceremony last...Read full story
Fishermen must "embrace the suck" of a colossal squid
Fishermen from New Zealand fishing the cold waters of Antarctica's Lost Sea were surprised last month after their small fishing boat hooked what turned out to be the world's largest known colossal squid ever caught.Read full story
EU To Look At Cloned Meat Safety,.. Meat Reproduces?
Many people may not know that meat has a sex life let alone reproduces. However, this has been confirmed, as the EU are now looking at cloned meat.Read full story
West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness
A West Midlands town has been declared the "Ugliest Town In Britain" according to an article in a style magazine. Dudley, near Birmingham, itself no picture, won the accolade, beating 750 other towns and cities throughout the UK, says the article in...Read full story
Gays in the military learning to "embrace the suck"
Gays in the military, an extremely masculine environment, not only have to put up with possible jeering from their heterosexual peers, but also must learn to speak another language. That's in addition to having to learn any foreign language that...Read full story
Donald Trump Announces New Casino Complex
Freehold, NJ--Donald Trump today filed development and environmental impact study plans for a new casino he is proposing to build on 22.8 acres of Rosie O' Donnell's butt.Read full story
Disney's first gay princes fairytale
Hollywood - (ReuterUs): Disney's next romantic animated movie is to be called The Fag Princes.Read full story
Bank of England Really Really Know What They're Doing Really
LONDON (SFA) - The Bank of England held its key interest rate at 25.25 percent for the second month in a row on Thursday, sticking to its we-don't-know-what-the-hell-to-do approach after British annual inflation slumped in February. The widely ex...Read full story
Spring Break Mexico: Sex, Drugs, Beer, Party, No Passports
CANCUN,MEXICO (ASSOCIATED PROSE)Thousands and thousands of college aged students who have decided to travel south of the border are not being allowed back into the United States because they have misplaced their passports. TheRead full story
Was Antonella Barba kicked off American Idol because she sucked or because she blew?
Last night Antonella Barba finally went down and the question on everybody,s lips was ....did she suck or did she blow?...Read full story
Reid Unveils 'Bloody Foreigner' Plan
Home Secretary and celebrated dimwit John Reid has said that a clampdown has been launched targetting "bloody foreigners who come to our country illegitimately and steal our benefits and women".Read full story
Forbes Rich List is JK Rowling fiction factory
Wall Street - (Rioters): The Forbes Rich List is a vast ficiton factory concealing a fraud perpetrated by Ted Turner and his bastard brat JK Rowling, who has claimed authorship of the Harry Potter series for the last ten years.Read full story
Iron man steps down
IT WAS REVEALED today that Vihelm Vatanabe Henshacnker the 45th will not succeed Iron Man as the next American king.Read full story
Bellshill Plane crash followed by Chaos
A BOEING 747 was spotted chasing a fox through a field in Bellshill yesterday. One onlooker said the fox was running for his 'dear life' and barely made it out of the field alive.Read full story
Spartan King threatens world leaders
SPARTAN KING Leonidas has returned from the dead with an army of over three hundred soldiers.Read full story
"Police Going Soft" Claims Thatcher
Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian B-liar was summoned to Downing Street today by his younger brother, PM Fony B-liar, to answer a claim that the Police are "going soft".Read full story
No Paris Hilton News Becomes Paris Hilton News
As recently reported on the Spoof the Associated Press (AP) imposed a one-week moratorium on stories relating to Paris Hilton.Read full story
Army Honours 1878 Gurkha Agreement
The British Army has today agreed to honour an agreement made in 1860 by the then Head of British High Command in India, Flight Lieutenant Osprey Dogegg-Jackson.Read full story
Hurricane Naming to Change After Innapropriately Named, Hurricane 'Cecil', Kills Hundreds
Hurricane Cecil tore through a small town in America's south today leaving thousands without homes and many missing, feared ... missing.Read full story
TheSpoof 10,000 Dollar Vagina Pyramid Game - ft. Buck E. Filbert
Wednesday morning TheSpoof's annual 10,000 Dollar Vagina Pyramid game finished with Buck E. Filbert and his partner Jalapenoman in the winners circle, just like the last 344 contests.Read full story
Death to Fun on Video
Millions of citizens across the United States are being assailed daily with sinister telephone calls from someone calling herself Cammy Argyle, who invariably begins the conversation by asking to speak to 'the lady of the house.'...Read full story
NaNa The Psychic Advisor Peers into The '08 Election!
I look into my Waterford Crystal Ball past the debacle in Iraq-al (the new name since the September '07 Al-Qaida victory), the collapse of the US economy, Walter Reed's condemnation by the Health Department and the indictment of the entire Bush administration for impersonating human beings. Into the '08 elections I gaze and there I see some really strange shit!...Read full story
Bush Tells SA: "U O US!"
On the eve of Bush's first trip to South America, after discovery that you didn't fall off the earth when you went south of Texas, the Commander-in-Cheap reminded the illegal aliens south of the bush border that we have been showering them wi...Read full story
"England Swings Like A Pendulum Do" Sweeps British Film Awards
Richard Attenborough's Attfilms took all of the documentary film awards at the britpics, the UK's newest and latest cinema prizes for his short "England Swings Like a Pendulum Do": the toiletcam's perspective of a scrotum-eyes v...Read full story
All Gay AA Tops Recovery Rates!
Everyone knows that recovery rates from alcohol addiction is a tricky business. The real experts concede that Alcoholics Anonymous does it like no other. In a recent study by the friends of Bill W themselves it was found that the AA chapters with the...Read full story
Former AC Student Rep to Form Exploratory Committee for '08 School Board Run
Atlantic City, NJ- Well old people move over-that seems to be the motto for a 17 year old Atlantic City High School student. Dafiq Rasheed served a year on the city's Board of Education before being "impeached" by student council adviso...Read full story