Thursday, 1 March 2007

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Is this the right face for the body, or was this picture faked also?

American Idol contestant Antonella Barba can relax and try to sing. Photographic Experts from the L.A. Police Department's Crime Lab have determined that nude pictures of her posted on the internet were actually faked.

In converstation, David Shutters of the police department said. "Yes, they are not really her. We've studied the evidence thoroughly and determined that Antonella is not the girl in the pictures."

"If we do an internet search by her name on Yahoo Images, we come up with a list of several photos. The first one shows a girl sliding down a pool slide with Chevy Chase. We have determined that this is the character Lacy from the Caddyshack movie. They just cropped in her face."

"It is the same in the next picture. That is actually the blonde girl that the John Belushi character plays peeping tom on in the Animal House."

"You will note that while both of these girls are blondes in their movies, Antonella is not. We first noticed the differences when we saw that one had a larger rack than the other, though both were worthy of notice."

"In fact, her height, weight, breast size, tattoos, moles, scars, tan lines, and shaving style seem to change from one picture to the next."

"We are only 95% sure of ourselves at this point. To make a final determination that none of these pictures are the real Antonella, we have asked the young lady to come down to the department and undress for us. We will then ask her to pose in the same position as all of the photos and compare scientifically to determine whether or not it is really her."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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