Weather arrives just in time for spring!
England, March 2007, the weathermen are breathing a sigh of relief today as the clocks went forward signalling the start of the great British Spring time, closely followed by what most hope will be a Summer, as is sometimes the case.
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Missing images plague MySpace
Missing images have been plaguing MySpace home pages. "Users link to pictures that don't work," said a MySpace spokesman. "We can't control their links."...
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Angelina to adopt again
The latest addition to the growing Jolie-Pitt family has barely been introduced to his new family, but already his new mum is on the look-out for another child.
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Army admits Harry is a piss head disaster
Windsor Barracks - (Rotters): The commander of the Sixth Battalion of the Death Watch Beetle has told the MoD that Prince (sic) Harry is a flaming disaster whose dedication to soaking up alcohol is secondary only to his determination to continue imp...
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Disneyphiles abound
When average folk think of Disney, they envision cute animated and live-action films as well as the theme parks which have become modern-day meccas for the middle-class. For nearly a century, Disney has produced tantalizing eye candy to fulfill peoples' deepest and in some cases darkest desires, and Disneyphiles have eaten it up in droves.
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Who Whacked Woolmer?
Jamaican Police say they have acquired video footage tapes from the CCTV camera in the corridor outside Bob Woolmer's room, the location where it is believed he was murdered.
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Bush Urges Cultural Exchange in Lieu of War
American President George W. Bush surprised world leaders this past weekend by announcing his plan for peace in the Middle East. In an emotional broadcast from the White House lawn, the President called upon Iraq to halt their stockpiling of Weapons...
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Rat Poison Found in Karl Rove's Wet Food
Representatives from Menu Foods have disputed claims that the "Tasty Fixins In Sauce" Karl Rove is known to indulge in was tainted with rat poison.
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Baby Knut on suicide watch
Berlin - (Rotters): Baby bi-polar bear Knut has been placed on suicide watch after keepers became worried he may be sickening amid diplomatic negotiations for US President George W Bush to pose alongside the cutesy babe during a forthcoming EU visit...
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Hellfire Club panic as Blair arrest rumors soar
Drowing Street - (Rotters): Tory Party grandee members of the UK Hellfire Club are poised for a mass run on the City this week amid credible leaks that law enforcement officers are about to arrest the UK Prime Mobster and his wife for hiring the 7 Ju...
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Diego Maradona Killed in Car Crash, Radio Station Implicated.
Diego Maradona, hero of Argentine football, is dead... or is he? According to an Argentine Radio Station, he died in a car crash which also killed his Nephew.
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ESPN Error Replaces Figure Skating Broadcast With Test Pattern: Viewership Quadruples.
A programming error last night caused ESPN's broadcast of the World Figure Skating Championship to be replaced with a test pattern. Even more shocking was the quadrupling of Viewership for ESPN during this time slot.
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Steve McClaren Fired as England Boss; Gerrard, Rooney and Lampard Have Shared Dream.
Steve McClaren has been fired from the England post and replaced with someone competent. This according to a freak dream shared by Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard.
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Naomi's Charity Auction Dress Stinker
Naomi Campbell has said that she will auction off her jail bird clothes that she wore in prison after the alleged murder of her unborn maid. Any sweaty patches around the gusset will be removed and auctioned at a special celebrity excreta night for C...
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Worlds' first McWhoreHouse set to open!
Everything is getting quicker these days, fast food, instant messaging, speed dating, the list goes on.
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Alaska natural gas ignites North Slope
Methane gasses are escaping from the permafrost on Alaska's North Slope due to Global Warming. Millions of cubic tons of natural gas was ignited by a small aircraft entering the gas pocket which was estimated to reach 5,000 feet high and covr ove...
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Al Gore to sacrifice body for science
WASHINGTON D.C. -- Al Gore has announced his intention to make his entire body carbon neutral using a new medical procedure developed by scientists over the last decade. The radical process called "de-carbonizationating" is the latest expe...
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