Written by Breeze

Friday, 2 March 2007

image for Nude Antonella Barba pictures discriminate against the blind says Stevie Wonder
Miss Barba singing last night

Soul superstar, Stevie Wonder, lashed out at American Idol producers last night, saying that the pictures of Antonella Barba dicriminate against the blind.

"I am a big fan of American Idol," the singer told us last night, "And I enjoy hearing Miss Barba sing but, like like every other red blooded American, I also appreciate seeing someone on TV in some sort of filthy, compromising position. I demand that a braille version of these photos be published so that the visually impaired have a chance to enjoy them too."

Mr Wonders' call for braille photos was backed up by Ned Sunglasses, chairman of the American Sightless Society (ASS).

"It is unfair that only people with vision should have a chance to pore over these photos," he told us, "I and many of my colleagues would like to have a chance to peruse them at length. At the very least, an audio tape should be released of her giving head."

In a bid to stem the growing anger from the visually impaired, Miss Barba sang the Freddie King classic, 'Going Down' on last weeks show.

A transcript of the song appears below:

*mmmmphfff slurp mmmmphfff mmphf shluuuurp ugh ugh unnnghhh mmmmphfff uuuughh uuughhhh ......... etc ... etc ... (you get the idea)*

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