Jim Jones Night at Las Vegas's Total Nude Shows

Written by La Ree

Saturday, 3 March 2007

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Sin City/Las Vegas, Nevada (a non-AP news alert) In a shocking expose broadcast from the overflowing parking lots of Las Vegas's total nude cabarets, it has been learned that city laws here prevent the serving of alcoholic beverages at totally nude shows.

It looks like the city planners who thought up the enticing travel campaign of "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" have not been able to free up the labia major of this city's elite corps of "dancers."

Why is it legal to get drunk while staring at bare bosoms while gyrating genitals require a limited beverage menu of soft drinks and juice?

Why is it o.k. to have a musical called "Vagina Monologues" when a man can not look at the real thing with anything stronger than Jim Jones Kool-Aid in his glass?

What is the lethal connection between vodka and vaginas?

When you find yourself asking these questions - you know you've been in Vegas too long!

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