America's Next Top Hooker, aka, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll, premiered Wednesday night with a fresh set of hookers ready to join the ultimate prostitutes band, the Pussycat Dolls.
"The dolls are all about singing, dancing and hooking. We feel that it's a great experience for all the young hookers out there with untapped talent. Scratch that, frequently tapped talent..." said Lois Episizo, a spokesman of the dolls.
Hookers compete in a variety of singing, dancing, and hooking challenges including "Who has the fluffiest boa?", "How long can you do the nasty?" and "Dodging a pimp in a fast car".
Artel Bootysmith, a professional "booty specialist" is a contestant in America's Next Top Hooker.
"Hooking on the streets might pay a little better than this show, but I get to sing and dance, as a prelude to hooking, which is fly. Guys are crawling all over me now! I don't even have to wear my "Assk Me About My Services" t-shirt anymore!"
"It's all about female empowerment, like, when the deed is done, demanding your money, right then and there!"
America's Next Top Hooker airs Wednesdays at 9:00 following her ho-liness, Tyra Banks.
