Written by writingguy

Thursday, 8 March 2007

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America's Next Top Hooker, aka, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll, premiered Wednesday night with a fresh set of hookers ready to join the ultimate prostitutes band, the Pussycat Dolls.

"The dolls are all about singing, dancing and hooking. We feel that it's a great experience for all the young hookers out there with untapped talent. Scratch that, frequently tapped talent..." said Lois Episizo, a spokesman of the dolls.

Hookers compete in a variety of singing, dancing, and hooking challenges including "Who has the fluffiest boa?", "How long can you do the nasty?" and "Dodging a pimp in a fast car".

Artel Bootysmith, a professional "booty specialist" is a contestant in America's Next Top Hooker.

"Hooking on the streets might pay a little better than this show, but I get to sing and dance, as a prelude to hooking, which is fly. Guys are crawling all over me now! I don't even have to wear my "Assk Me About My Services" t-shirt anymore!"

"It's all about female empowerment, like, when the deed is done, demanding your money, right then and there!"

America's Next Top Hooker airs Wednesdays at 9:00 following her ho-liness, Tyra Banks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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