Britney Spears Latest Rehab Lesson: "How to Put on Your Panties"

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Thursday, 22 March 2007

Doctors and counselors at the rehab facility began a new round of eduction with Britney Spears today. Britney was shown a pair of panties and instructed on how to wear them. She was also given lessons on why, where, and when they are worn.

To simplify the process, they put the intructions to music:

"You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, you put your left leg in, and you shake it all about...."

Britney, not liking the music to the song, has vowed to put a hipper beat to it and release it as a music video upon her completion of the program. Virgin Records has agreed to release the album and music video and is taking pre-orders at their website.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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