Computerized Guard Dog Robots do Strip Show with Luscious Model in Paris

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 4 March 2023

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A Boston company recently did a secret robot and human strip show in Paris for some big tech company executives - to show off the flexibility of their robot guard dogs.

(And hopefully sell some of them.)

The 'terminator - type' robot dogs can guard any property.

(And don't fall asleep like security guards.)

They are bright yellow - lean, creepy - looking metal animals.

They can smile and say 'how are you today' - and other phrases - if you are a legal visitor to their property.

The private showing of a busty model standing still and being artistically 'stripped' down. And then gently bent and tugged by the robot dogs into various 'suggestive' poses - was a big hit with executives.

(and the beautiful French model got several dinner invites.)

No body felt like petting the dogs.

One of the waiters received beaucoup francs for the photos.

(The London daily sleaze - best sleaze in the world)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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