Small Lip-Shaped Kissing Robot Plugs into your Phone - Use When Your "Girlfriend" is Away

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 1 March 2023

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Pucker up, buttercup...

CCN reports on a small Kissing Robot that attaches to your cell phone and has an app.

It was developed by lonely Chinese tech students.

The round plastic device with realistic silicone lips, plug in your phone and during your call you can talk and also send kisses.

The device mimics the pressure, movement and temperature of your lips and transmits them to the unit your girlfriend/boyfriend is holding.

So Pucker up (and increase the temp.) for a real 'Hot Lips' kiss for the one you love.

A tentative name for the app is Cupid.

It should do well on future Valentine's days.

It might make internet dating more interesting - a girl can try out a guy as a Kisser - before meeting him in person.

Other applications include grannies remote-kissing grandkids, brown-nosers sucking up to their bosses and, of course, the number one use for this device - you're all thinking it, don't pretend!

(Article by Dating Site ' Fatal Attraction')

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