A powerful EF-5 tornado in Wisconsin picks up a herd of dairy cows and drops them down over 400 yards from the pasture

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 13 June 2023

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The EF-5 tornado was clocked at 202 mph.

An extremely powerful EF-5 tornado hit the small farming community of Cheese Omelette, Wisconsin at 7:37 am

Farmer Oland Briarmeister, who owns one of the biggest dairy farms in the county, said that he was out on his tractor when he saw the tornado hit his lower 40 pasture and pick up one of his herd of Holstein milk cows.

The gigantic funnel took the herd of about 17 cows and dropped them down about 425 yards north of his pasture #3.

Amazingly not one of the cows sustained any injuries - but that's one hell of a milkshake!

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