A woman has over 900 FAKE usernames

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 30 June 2023

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When the 'Cheater' takes a shower her tits sag below her belly button.

An retired chambermaid from Swansea, Wales, who has been identified as Alexa Midge Goldengoo, 87, had admitted to using 909 fake user names.

Some of her fake names include ImpostorIgor, ScammerFairy, HoaxHomer, KKKKarenKunt, PhoneyBaloney, FakeFuckFace, CharlatanCharles, SchemerDreamer, CheaterPeter, and SlickDick.

When asked by an agent with London's Scotland Yard, why she would do such a highly unethical thing, Mrs. Goldengoo, shrugged her shoulders as she took a sip from her bottle of Stella Artois Beer and simply replied, ""Well ever since I was young I used to love to cheat my friends out of their lunch money."

She then added tongue-in-cheek that she is also a habitual hater.

The Welsh octogenarian divulged that she has 19 different fake credit cards, which she has used to purchase everything from Keurig Tea Makers to electric vibrators, and old Petula Clark albums to ribbed tampons. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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