No cluster bombs, please

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 8 July 2023

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Picasso achieved greatness without slander. Hear that Trump?

All bombs, riffles, tanks, missiles, and landmines are invented to kill human life. Human killing weapons are immoral. Everyone was born and given life to live an everyday life, not to be killed by a lethal weapon like a bomb, riffle, tank, missile, or landmine.

When will the missing link be born to say enough? Stop! Humanity is better than this. Or should it be better than this?

Created to hunt for food, the bow and arrow, through evolution, have devolved into cluster bombs used to kill human beings.

And some people fear Artificial Intelligence.

How difficult would it be to throw a blockage around Russia and freeze reasonable minds to surrender?

It appears to be that only Putin, in his megalomaniac mind, desires to reunite Ukraine under Russian control. Putin is trying to run the clock backward. Just get rid of Putin. Cluster bombs are not necessary. March him into a dungeon. Throw away the key.

Putin is 5.6ft tall. Stalin was 5.5ft. Both were little guys with big ambitions feeling justified to use killing weapons to climb to greatness.

Pablo Picasso was 5.4ft and a giant who achieved greatness without killing, slander, or thievery.

How many more people would be alive today if Putin had never been Russia's head? Could one of them have been a Picasso, a Tolstoy, a Gershwin, a Shakespeare, just someone given life to be part of the human experience?

Or is evolution a bad joke?

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